Ask Bitter a Question


Why are you so bitter, bartender?

Because I can't find chapstick that tastes like peanut butter. Shit, I'm not bitter, I'm real. Take a look around dipshit and tell me what on earth I should be happy about. While you're prancing around giddy as schoolgirl on prozac there's bad shit happening in the world. Do us and yourself a favor and quit hitting the happy pipe.