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How do you feel about marriage and love and the suburbs?

Hey, marriage and love are great, if that's your thing. As I like to say, have a party. The fucking suburbs though, they suck. Why the fuck would anyone want to live in the suburbs? It's where people go to die. When was the last time you heard anyone suggest going out to the 'burbs to party? You haven't, that's when, and if you have, you're dead already. Besides, have you ever met anyone from the suburbs? I know you have, everyone has a buddy or two from the 'burbs. Isn't he/she fucking vanilla? I bet you can interchange any of your cookie-cutter suburb friends with someone elses and not miss a beat.