Hi. I'm 20-something, male, and pissed off...

Men and women are different. Deal with it. I'm sick and tired of hearing women say they are just as good as men at everything, if not better. Tell me, if your house was on fire, would you want a bunch of women hauling around 500lb. hoses trying to save it? I didn't think so. Besides, I never hear men bitching that they can't do the things that women can, such as lactate and give birth. So quit your crying.

Here's a recipe for my signature drink...

Bitter Cocktail
1 ounce gin
1/2 ounce green chartreuse
1/2 ounce lemon juice
1 dash absinthe or Pernod
Shake with cracked ice; strain into chilled cocktail glass.