Hi I am Z and I have a problem. I have to come clean and tell you all.
I am a Mullet. I have been a Mullet for 3 years and admitting to this is the 1st step of my recovery.
just so you know, a few things to NOT do tonite
- do not tip your bartenders
- do not drink responsibly
- do not pay any attention to me
anyway I wanna give special thanks to mel who set up this whole thing and everyone who helped out with tonite
tonite's first comedian has appeared at the funny bone in Albuquerque and tonite he is gonna speak QUICKLY about the 2001 mullet softball team, daddy waddy, BUCK