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Being tired is not too super. I always thought that being a garbage man would be pretty cool. I saw a pigeon standing on the 3rd rail on the train tracks and it did not get electracuted. I go in waves every month or so where I can get up early and then I have a wave where I can't get up early. I think it is based on boredom. I have been watching Felicity re-runs. I wish there were new shows like that. My favorite colors are red, green, yellow, blue, purple, and orange. Stinky cat litter is a pretty powerful stench. I think I am gonna have my soul patch grow into a triangle again.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

Penis Requests a Raise

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases


Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Angela Mills

ha. ha.

z@homemail.com

i think it is more like i am honoring your cousin

Angela Mills

no, like i said earlier, i do not enjoy dressing up for halloween.
and i think being a hooters girl is mean and mocking those that are
hooters girls, i.e. my cousin heather

"z@homemail.com"

why? you wanna consider dressing up like a hooters girl with me?

Angela Mills

okay, i was just wondering

"z@homemail.com"

i dont know of one as of yet people have had them in the past

Angela Mills

oh? do any of your friends have a hallooween party? mine do not.

(and i dont like dressing up, anyways)

"z@homemail.com"

i wonder if we are gonna dress up for oct 31 this year

Angela Mills

a large chested bear with a six-pack tummy?

"z@homemail.com"

i slept like a large chested bear

Angela Mills

didn't sleep much last nite. last time i looked at clock it wasmidnite. and then i was wide-awake at 4 am. how 'bout you?

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