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tired is not too super. I always thought that being a garbage man
would be pretty cool. I saw a pigeon standing on the 3rd rail on
the train tracks and it did not get electracuted. I go in waves
every month or so where I can get up early and then I have a wave
where I can't get up early. I think it is based on boredom. I have
been watching Felicity re-runs. I wish there were new shows like
that. My favorite colors are red, green, yellow, blue, purple, and
orange. Stinky cat litter is a pretty powerful stench. I think I
am gonna have my soul patch grow into a triangle again.
Attachment of the Week
of the Week
Requests a Raise
the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed
the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Train of the Week
- usually have to read these bottom to top
think it is more like i am honoring your cousin
like i said earlier, i do not enjoy dressing up for halloween.
and i think being a hooters girl is mean and mocking those that are
hooters girls, i.e. my cousin heather
you wanna consider dressing up like a hooters girl with me?
i was just wondering
dont know of one as of yet people have had them in the past
do any of your friends have a hallooween party? mine do not.
i dont like dressing up, anyways)
wonder if we are gonna dress up for oct 31 this year
large chested bear with a six-pack tummy?
slept like a large chested bear
sleep much last nite. last time i looked at clock it wasmidnite. and then
i was wide-awake at 4 am. how 'bout you?
me if you have anything you want to post on this page