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Why do they call labor day, labor day? They should call it no-labor day. My nails always seem to need a cutting after the weekend. I am back to where I was on my belt. I moved up a notch on my belt now I moved back down a notch. I have grown into a very non-picky eater. It's post Labor Day and kind of the end of Summer. Thanks almost 30.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

You know you're living in 2004 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have a clue about how to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30(or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends...you know you want to!

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

From: Ziola, Andrew

i cant top that

but i honestly tell people that the #1 reason i live here is because of
the cubs (over my parents being here, etc)

From: Mazur, Ann M

I hear ya! My husband is a total Cubs fan...he even has Cubs checks.
Can you top that?

From: Ziola, Andrew

totally

cant wait

i am a cubs fan

From: Mazur, Ann M

I was just thinking realistically...

If we don't meet up with you guys tomorrow night (because we may be
completely wiped out, and we are p*ssys too!), then we'll continue the
engagement celebration next weekend at the Cubs game!!!

From: Ziola, Andrew

i am a p*ssy

From: Mazur, Ann M

I know you love moving...I remember you telling us when we saw you at a
street festival (head banger ball) a few months ago. I specifically
remember you saying, "I may look like a p*ssy, but I'm a pretty good
mover." THAT WAS HILARIOUS! I'll never forget it!

I appreciate you even mentioning it...but we're covered! Thanks....

From: Ziola, Andrew

i wish i could help you move cause i love moving
but i injured myself twice moving some of angs stuff into zburbia

From: Mazur, Ann M

Thanks. Saturday is the big move. We'll try to hook up with you guys
sat. night.

From: Andrew.Ziola@broadwing.com

reminder if you feel like joinin us

for Saturday 8/21
Our plan for saturday is to meet at zburbia
1205 w. lill #3 around 8 pm and we'll have a few drinks and then we'll
head out somewhere close around 9:30 pm or so.

good luck - i think you are moving

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