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A year is a pretty long time. Every year I seem to forgot what the cold Winter feels like or how great it was getting to not wear a shirt all Summer. My favorite kind of tape still has to be Scotch.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

It happened at the Denver International Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. "I will be happy to try to help you, but, I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone, "May I have your attention please", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS." "If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "F*** You!". Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that too."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- Z <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

I am not a celeb so feel free to list me

www.andrewziola.com
www.drodd.com

--- "Jill Kenney Keogh, Benet Academy" <alumni@benet.org wrote:


I love that stuff too though an alumna I just got an email from
told meI shouldn't include celebs in my list. Oh well everyone's
entitled totheir opinion.

We have a list of notable alumni, some are celebs - I'll get a
list published shortly on the web. :)

jill

Z wrote:

Wow that is cool.What other actor-type celebs went to Benet? I love
that stuff. I wish I was famous

Andrew Ziola

Class of 1993---

"Jill
Kenney Keogh, Benet Academy" <alumni@benet.org
wrote:---------------------------------

Yes, Studs...pretty funny.

He's also the voice of Hugh Neutron from Jimmy Neutron and is seen now
on the Travel Channel "TasteofAmerica."

Thank you for the note...I really appreciate it. jill

Z wrote:

Didnt Mark DeCarlo from that
dating show go to Benet? That is my pick.---

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BRAGGING
RIGHTS! Weare
in the process of creating a list of "notable alumni" for inclusionin
various media publications. Please reply to this email if you
youknow
a notable alumni...or if you are one. What's notable? Thinkbroadly
about anyone you feel has accomplished something worth readingabout!
Maybe you heard about this person andcan pass along the name. It
doesn't have to be a famous person, rockstar or athlete. Maybeit's
a lawyer who won a high profile case, maybe a person who built abig
charity, or a NY Times best selling author, or maybe a personworking
abroad as an ambassador...who knows...maybe they found a curefor
something.No achievement is too small ...so please send it! Help
meassemble a list Benet and Proco can be proud of!Don't be shy and
don'tassume anyone is obvious. REPLY NOW to nominate someone for
inclusion(including yourself)! Include name (maiden and married if
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and briefexplanation of achievement (a website if they have
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you! jillNominate a Notable Alum

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WATERTOWER
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Watch the awesome demolition of the old water tower bythe
fields behind Benet Academy. The demolition team had to use
their Trig knowledge to land the water tower on the dirt mound between
thewhitebuilding and the parking lot. No other landing spot would
havebeen acceptable.The water tower was rendered obsolete this summer
whenBenet converted to city water! Turn up your audio and enjoy
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toYouTube.com for providing an awesome medium for us to share this
andmore videos about the upcoming changes to Benet's campus. Watch
TheWater Tower Demolition at Benetonline.org
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