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I am not a big fan of politics. I don't really understand them. I do for for president every time they let us because I figure that is a big right that we have. All of the times I could vote since I have been old enough I picked the Democrat for some reason. Why do people say 'Pardon my French' when they swear. Swears are English, not French. Cubs clinched playoff spot and we were there when it happened and it was so cool. This whole thing is so fun and exciting. I went to the new Soldier Field. It is pretty cool. I like it. I like my seats.

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Other words for 'poop'

Ally Apple
Arse Cash
Arse Gravy
Arse Parcels
Arsey McNuggets
Baby Ruth
Back Whacks
Backdoor Giraffes
Big Cack
Bowel Boulders
Brown Babies
Brown Ejaculations
Brown Round
Brown-Tac
Bum biscuits
Bum Cum
Bum Drops
Bum Puke
Butt Gush
Butt Spunk
Caca
Caca Muffins
Cack
Chocodile Rocks
Chocolate RumpShake
Corn log
Cow Pie
Cow Puckie
Crap
Dead soldier
Diarrhea
Doodie
Doo-Doo
Dookie
Dreck
Dump
Dung
Dutch Crap
Feast Faeces
Feces
Fold You’re Turds Child You Crap Like a Peasent
Golden brown floater
Gut Projectiles
Hockey
Horse dumpling
Jank
Legal Cack
Logs
Long range torpedo
Losing weight
Meadow dressing
Night soil
Painted Jane
Plot
Poop Pokers
Poo-Poo
Rectal Cheques
Rectal Vomit
Shit
Shit
Sphincter spit
Taking the kids to the pool
The Boy With The Arab Crap
This Is Just a Modern Cack Song
Tigerpoo
Turd
Waste Cakes
Yackum

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Mark Kowalczyk's truck.

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