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I have had very bad allergies this week. They have been bad enough to miss work. I don't know what the hell is going on bu I turned 31 this year and everything changed. I have never had stuff like this in the past. I hate Myspace because bands don't update their real websites anymore. I don't want to have to check 2 websites. Dear Jum Hendry: Resign Juan Pierre. He is the leadoff guy we have always wanted. Do it.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- Z <aziola@yahoo.comwrote:

why werent you doing beer bongs and running nudies like a normal kid?

--- natekelbe@comcast.net wrote:

That's how i spent most of my time from Junior year in high school
through college. Either that or fishing

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From: Z <aziola@yahoo.com

you are pretty punk

--- natekelbe@comcast.net wrote:

Maybe 7 or 8 times

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From: Z

how many times have you seen the bollweevils?

--- natekelbe@comcast.net wrote:

I guess I have seen a couple of my friends from that time
period and they weren't doing so great. For the most part I think it
will be great. Not the best way to look at things but I think
that's the way things are. I really want to make it. I have been listening
to a lot of old music and it is bringing back some memories.

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From: Z
depressing?

--- natekelbe@comcast.net wrote:

It will be really fun in some instances and possibly depressing in others. That's life I guess.

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From: Z

ya i think this is gonna be a reunion for a lot more
guys than the band

--- natekelbe@comcast.net wrote:

They are great live. I have seen them seventeen
times. Every time i went was a blast. i think I need to make it for at
least one show. i am sure a ton of people I have not seen in forever
will be there

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From: Z

it is gonna be fun i hope you might go let me know i am going to both i have never seen raygun before

--- natekelbe@comcast.net wrote:

Hey man thanks fo the heads up. I am thinking
about coming for one of the shows maybe both. i am not sure yet I have
to wait and see about $. Lots of shit going down here. Keep me
updated about the double door on Friday.

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From: Z

bollweevils playing smaller vanue - double
door that friday and we think raygun too

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