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OK now I am very pissed at the cubs. I don't think the playoffs are looking good. And if they don't go to the playoffs, they can't win the world series. And if they don't win the world series, I don't win my $800 from my $20 bet. Fuck. Maybe the Bears will win the Super Bowl instead. What happened. On the L train last nite, there was a girl that really liked saying "like." She must have said it 30 times in this short conversation she had with her friend. It reminded my of the Jennifer Keaton on Family Ties when she became cool and said like a lot. You don't know what you got until it is gone. Romann.net, my very special host is down. Therefore andrewziola.com is down. Sad. That is why I am on this dumb angelfire site.

Email attachment of the week

Joke of the week

A man and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast.

As he stormed out of the house the man angrily yelled to his wife, "You aren't so good in bed either!"

By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.

After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answers the phone.

"What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?"

"I was in bed."

"What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?"

"Getting a second opinion."

Email Train of the week - read bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

i don't like it - i LOVE it

Amy Dowsek

and you like being that?

says a lot

AZiola@focal.com

an asshole is the crevice that fecal matter comes out of the human body

Amy Dowsek

why?

i don't know if i'd really consider you an asshole though. when i think of asshole i think of someone who is generally rude and mean. i don't think you're either of those. how would you describe an asshole.

AZiola@focal.com

disregarded

i like being the asshole though

Amy Dowsek

i've retracted this statement. please disregard.

AZiola@focal.com

you can count on me

Amy Dowsek

i hope you forever remain an asshole

AZiola@focal.com

i hope you don't make a fool out of yourself tonite

sincerely

z dawg

Amy Dowsek

these words mean nothing to me. you do not mean it. it's like a knife right thru the heart.

AZiola@focal.com

amy - i hope that you have a wonderful game tonight. i hope that you win and that your performance onight tops any other night. good luck to you.

Amy Dowsek

i do what i want.

thanks for your support and encouragement.

z- i hope that you have a wonderful game tonight. i hope that you win and that your performance tonight tops any other night. good luck to you. hopefully i'll be able to come to the game and root for you. best wishes, take care.

AZiola@focal.com

don't make me take that hat away from you

Amy Dowsek

you suck

i am going to wear my mullet hat tonight at my softball game

i will let everyone know what it stands for

i was pretty good in high school.

thanks

AZiola@focal.com

you are gonna suck

you are a mullet bowler

but since you suck at softball - please don't call yourself a mullet for softball

thanks

Amy Dowsek

I don't know.
I haven't swung a bat for 9 years.

AZiola@focal.com

eckart park?

Amy Dowsek

chicago & ashland

AZiola@focal.com

where you play?

Amy Dowsek

Today...Mostly cloudy and colder. A 30 percent chance of showers.

I am supposed to play too tonight. My game is at 6:15 though.

AZiola@focal.com

8:20

fun times

hope it doesn't fucking rain

Amy Dowsek

me too.
coming to game tonight i think. 8:20 correct?

AZiola@focal.com

rather rot in a jail cell than have to kill people

Amy Dowsek

i don't think you are too old. you're in prime of your life.

you would flee to canada. they would come and get you and then you'd get arrested. then you'd fester and rot away in a jail cell.

AZiola@focal.com

she really didn't say about it being worst thing

i think i am too old for war thing

if they did ask me to go - i would move to canada - i hate war, i hate guns. guns can go fuck themselves

Amy Dowsek

is this the worst thing she's ever seen? she's probably been thru a lot in her life.

if needed and we went to war, could you be eligible for the draft?

AZiola@focal.com

my grandma has watched all the news about this so she went on and on and on about the whole thing

i think she just happy to talk to someone

Amy Dowsek

i am glad you have a nice mom. and it was good of you to go and talk to your grandma. what does she think about this mess?

AZiola@focal.com

my mom is really nice

and i went and talked to my grandma for an hour and a half

Amy Dowsek

i hope you don't kiss your mother tonight with that mouth

AZiola@focal.com

fuck
shit
cunt
cock
bitch
ass
tit

Amy Dowsek

awesome
neato
groovy
terrific
dynomite
fantastic
rockin'
kickin'
bustin'
redhot

AZiola@focal.com

splendid
great
super
rad
hella-cool

Amy Dowsek

fabulous
perfect
lovely

AZiola@focal.com

good
OK
yes
fine

Amy Dowsek

ok that would be good

AZiola@focal.com

i say something after October

Amy Dowsek

http://www.chicagosportandsocialclub.com/home/index.cfm?content=schedule&sportid=11&cont_type=25

AZiola@focal.com

i thought you had that softball league to tide you over?

cause i think bowling ain't till like winter

Amy Dowsek

shit- that's great.

when can we start bowling?

AZiola@focal.com

at lunch i did

and fuck - it was good

Amy Dowsek

did you just eat one?

AZiola@focal.com

Heath Bar

yum

Amy Dowsek

groody to the max

AZiola@focal.com

drink the cup of pee

Amy Dowsek

just pee in a cup

AZiola@focal.com

ya that was weird

didn't know when to get up and go pee

Amy Dowsek

i am knocking on wood- i have never been stung by a bee. i have had them buzz my ear before though.

did you think it was weird when you were watching tv yesterday that there were no commercials?

AZiola@focal.com

bee stung my ear when i was 3 and it swelled up to 3 times the size of normal ear

Amy Dowsek

i don't know if it's rare. i think o's the best to have.

yep just saying be positive.

it's bee season now. i don't like them too much.

AZiola@focal.com

what is b-positive? rare shit?

or are you just saying be positive

Amy Dowsek

really? that's no good. maybe you need more sugar or somethin in your diet. i don't give blood bc the people who take it out of you always fuck up cause they can't find my viens and i get bruises the size of a sofball on my arm. but i have B-positive blood.

b-positive.

AZiola@focal.com

no

none of my blood

last time i had blood tests - i had a little problem

like stood up and starting passing out

Amy Dowsek

yeah, convenient mart. funny name.

are you going to give blood to help victims?

AZiola@focal.com

what the hell is kum & go's - a convenient mart?

we had Open Pantry

but we called it Open Panties

Amy Dowsek

you remember! funny. i didn't even remember.

we had kum & go's at iowa too.

AZiola@focal.com

at iowa your atms were called Shazam!

Amy Dowsek

i put it on top of the atm. i didn't know if i should let the machine eat it or take it out. so i took it out.

in iowa we ate our pizza with ranch dressing.

AZiola@focal.com

why don't you use the card from the person that left it in the atm?

Amy Dowsek

but pork's so dry. i lost my debit card last week. it's pretty annoying not to have an atm card. i got cash out at the cubby bear last fri and when i went to the machine there was someone elses card still in the machine, but no one was around - so then i was like, what a friggin' idiot, who leaves their card in the machine? well, i think that's what i did too cause i didn't have it later on that day.

AZiola@focal.com

no - just pork chops

i wish more things were fried

Amy Dowsek

than you'd probably like Marshall's.

do you eat pork chops with apple sauce?

AZiola@focal.com

i like thick - thin can blow me

my favorite is chicago pizza

Amy Dowsek

it's called Marshall's Pizza. it's the best.
kind of like lou malnati's but much better.
do you like thin or thick crust better?

AZiola@focal.com

what is your favorite pizza place?

Amy Dowsek

that's nice of her. i get sick of pork though cause i feel everytime i go home my mom makes pork. we had turkey yesterday though. i really wanted pizza though. my fav. pizza place is in wheaton.

AZiola@focal.com

usually we go out to eat but i think my mom is making pork chops when she makes pork chops - my parents eat like 1 each and i eat like 5

Amy Dowsek

that's so nice of them. how come they just don't throw you back on the train. that's what my parents would do and i am a girl. does your mom make you your favorite dinner?

AZiola@focal.com

my parents take me back to city

what the hell you watching UPN for?

Amy Dowsek

you should've let me know- i would've taken you home. did you see UPN channel 50 shut down all programming? do your parents take you back to the city? or do you train?

AZiola@focal.com

i was plannin on visitin my parents and grandma but after they closed my work - i just went home and told my parents i didn't wanna head back downtown to train so i am going there tonite

ya i watched bunch of tv

like every fucking channel had shit about the thing

Amy Dowsek

I think you have a typo here. This must me serious. I think you did a good job summerizing what happened. I too thought that it was weird that MTV wasn't broadcasting, but at the same rate, I guess that this is the most serious thing that the US has ever had happen to it, so maybe it's not that weird. how much tv did you watch yesterday? did you want to go home and be by your family?

AZiola@focal.com

just keep the smiles comin

you go girl

check out ziola.com - you like my stab at sympathizin for terrorist thing?

Amy Dowsek

smiling

AZiola@focal.com

in good times, in bad times, i'll be on your side forever more

thats what friends are for

Amy Dowsek

keep smiling keep shining knowing you can always count on me...for sure...that's what friends are for...

AZiola@focal.com

sometimes i just throw a smile out there

Amy Dowsek

you are?

AZiola@focal.com

smiling

Amy Dowsek

i did. thanks mr. positive.

AZiola@focal.com

don't be scared

we are gonna be OK

we will be OK

smile

Amy Dowsek

i am sick to my stomach. i had no idea- had a meeting this morning walked in and everyone was sad. and i asked why and then i heard. i am scared.

AZiola@focal.com

this terrorist stuff is a trip!