Z-Bonia

Updated: 9/21/04 Click here for Zbonia archive

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It annoys me a lot when people email me this, "Call me." OK you lazy piece of poo. How about you call me. When you ask me to call you that leads me to believe that you don't feel like looking up my number and calling me so you just ask me to call you. I am not your mommy. I am not sure what is going to happen next. I have not been down this road. I might have to take a chance soon. Get out of my way.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

A young blonde woman in Joliet, Illinois, was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the I&M canal. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulders and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is Harrah's Casino, and we never leave Joliet".

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

From: Ziola, Andrew

ya our kids will probably be into the limb removal

From: Sean O'Brien [mailto:SOBrien@Pactiv.com]

I guess I would have to be supportive seeing that Amy and I both have
mulitple tattoos and she's had numerous piercings and she still has her
tongue pierced. It will be weird though I'm sure. By the time she's old
enough for that stuff it will probably be socially acceptable to cut
off your limbs and stick poles through your head.

"Ziola, Andrew"

we'll see how you feel about your little girl getting tattoos and piercings

From: Sean O'Brien [mailto:SOBrien@Pactiv.com]

It's not that she harps on me about them. She just doesn't understand
why we do it.

"Ziola, Andrew"

my momma has got cool with them over the years

and my mother would be the first one to put that machine in their
store. She really doesn't like the tattoos.

"Ziola, Andrew"

i figure in a year or two they will have a machine at white hen where
you stick your arm in there and your tattoo comes off

From: Sean O'Brien [mailto:SOBrien@Pactiv.com]

I'd love to cover my first one up, it's big and bad. I'ver heard that
it's bad luck though, not that I care.

"Ziola, Andrew"

kidding i love all of mine including the barcode and the z on my ass

From: Sean O'Brien [mailto:SOBrien@Pactiv.com]

I regret getting my first one. And maybe the placement of the one on my
bicep. As for the rest they really don't bother me. They actually keep
me feeling young.

"Ziola, Andrew"

i regret ever getting a tattoo

From: Sean O'Brien [mailto:SOBrien@Pactiv.com]

I've been joking that the next project I do will be called "Black
Panther Cover-Up" after the most infamous of all cover up tattoos. Skiba has
one and so does Glenn I think.

"Ziola, Andrew"

funslice had one practice like 3 years ago

From: Sean O'Brien [mailto:SOBrien@Pactiv.com]

Don't remind me. I haven't played with anyone since I moved into the
house and probably awhile before that. I have a lot of gear in my basement
though. My Marshall stack, a large Peavey bass stack, keyboard, 4
track, , etc . no drums though. I've been trying to get together with some
people that I know out in the burbs but we always have conflicting schedules.
One of the dudes used to play bass in V. Reverse and was Amy's man of honor
at our wedding. The drummer is opening a skate board shop out by us this
weekend and he does sales for the Herald and he's a dad too so he;s
really busy. Hopefully once we get to relax a little I can get something
together. As for A.A.A, I think it's safe to say that it's over and done with.
How about Fun Slice?

"Ziola, Andrew"

http://www.alwaysanalibi.com/

?

From: Ziola, Andrew

he is a doctor or like an intern or whatever - bought a condo in
downers and he hasnt listened to punk since pretty much high school

From: Sean O'Brien [mailto:SOBrien@Pactiv.com]

Is he still keeping up on the punk rock? What's he up to and listening to these days?

"Ziola, Andrew"

i cant get over that you have a kid

i saw make speyer last weekend

From: Sean O'Brien [mailto:SOBrien@Pactiv.com]

Cool. The kid is doing good. She's eating like she's never going to see
food again. Everday I notice a little more mental growth. She gets more
alert and responsive as the days go by. In the next few weeks Amy and I
are going to take the baby down to her old office by the Sears Tower to
show her off to her friends so maybe we could all get together for lunch or
something. I'll keep you updated though. Otherwise you are all more
than welcome to come out and hang in the boon docks. I know it's a haul
though.

"Ziola, Andrew"

hey dude

take your time...

focal got bought by this company broadwing

how is your kid?

From: Sean O'Brien [mailto:SOBrien@Pactiv.com]

When would you need the pics by? I'll try to get on it this weekend.
What is broadwing.com? just a new server or a new job?

"Ziola, Andrew"

hi it is Z, i would love to have you on the next drodds cribs
if ya wanna help out please take pictures of each room of your
residence (ideally with you in each pic) and write like 2 sentances about each
room and email me all the stuff

you can see what cribs looks like here

http://www.drodd.com/cribs/

thanks!

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