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I don't like grease on the face. I like when things work out. I wonder what is in hot dogs. Man I can't stand when people honk their horns. I think like 99 out of 100 horns honked are unnecessary. Please stop honking your horn. They annoy me. Handfuls of people tell me they don't like the vomit link on the homepage of drodd.com. I still think it is funny. A lot of things happen in a year. A lot of ideas and a lot of things are done. I eat when I have to.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:
"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

it is annoying when they toilet won't stop running

"Dowsek, Amy"

Mmm, yum - just like dropping it into an unflushed toliet

From: AZiola@focal.com

just kidding

it is filthy i mistakenly dropped it in the litter box

"Dowsek, Amy"

Did sweatshirt retain same size with all it's washings?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i washed the sweatshirt every nite that i had it

"Dowsek, Amy"

Mucho gracias

Thanks for taking care of sweatshirt. Sweatshirt really appricates hospitility given to it while away from home.

From: AZiola@focal.com

Subject:your sweatshirt is now in mels responsibility so it is no longer my
responsibility cause it is now mels responsibility

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