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I think my parents are pretty nice. I like girls that smell good. I don't like the ones that smell bed. Those terrorists are assholes. I don't want to talk about it anymore so I will leave it at that. I do think America is pretty messed up though. I am average at a lot of things. It is like the Fall and it is kinda getting chilly and it will be getting cold and this sucks. This sucks because it might be a little chilly in my apartment now and I might have to wear a shirt. This really sucks. I don't like shirts. And I might have to wear socks if my feet are cold. Damnit. I cry maybe one time a year. And it is usually during some television watching. Some people might find this sad, like, Z you didn't cry watching this terrorist shit - no. But a good episode of Boston Public will get me. I wonder. Green Dots candy are the worst ones, but the worst Dot is still better than a lot of things.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

Being the faithful, loving spouse naturally the wife wanted for she and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn and the fairy assured him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his heart's desire. He paused for a moment, then said, "Well, honestly, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand and boom! He was 90.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

"Amy Dowsek"

Z:
awesome mover
skinny
bohemian brown
porn fiend
sweats under arms, leaves rings
enjoys poop humor
star word unscrambler
laughs a retarded people
likes only to punk rock

AZiola@focal.com

Z:
awesome mover
skinny
bohemian brown
porn fiend
sweats under arms, leaves rings
enjoys poop humor
star word unscrambler
laughs a retarded people


"Amy Dowsek"

Z:
awesome mover
skinny
bohemian brown
porn fiend
sweats under arms, leaves rings
enjoys poop humor
star word unscrambler

AZiola@focal.com

Z:
awesome mover
skinny
bohemian brown
porn fiend
sweats under arms, leaves rings
enjoys poop humor


"Amy Dowsek"

thanks

Z:
awesome mover
skinny
bohemian brown
porn fiend
sweats under arms, leaves rings

AZiola@focal.com

just let me know when you need help

Z:
awesome mover
skinny
bohemian brown
porn fiend

"Amy Dowsek"

i would very much appreciate your help moving. maybe i will treat you to pizza if you help me.

Describe Z:
awesome mover
skinny
bohemian brown

AZiola@focal.com

let m know if you need help moving

i am an awesome mover

i may look skinny

"Amy Dowsek"

if i'd know how big this thing was gonna get on my arm i would've killed that ugly spider this morning.

my lease ends on sept. 30th. i have issues with that bc i am in a wedding in co that weekend. i am definately getting a car this weekend so i will gradully be able to move things in. however, my big items- bedroom stuff, couches, tv (i bought a new one) and all that crap need to probably go in a uhaul. i gotta figure it out.

AZiola@focal.com

so you are moving out of your place 'cause of the spiders huh?

when you moving?

"Amy Dowsek"

always wear the deodorant.

i won't go home and rest because that is where and when the spider got me the fist time. i won't get fooled again.

AZiola@focal.com

i smell if i don't wear deodarant/anti perspirant

that spider bite sounds serious - you should go home and rest

"Amy Dowsek"

as long as you are not offending others with terrible odor you're probably ok.

i am trying to do as little work as possible today.

i believe a spider bit me in my sleep. i have a bump on my arm that looks swollen.

AZiola@focal.com

i guess i am self conscious about it - like certain clothes don't work

-like the fucking light gray shirts we wear for softball as the picture showed - don't work too well


"Amy Dowsek"

slash is pretty cool.

can't give it up for michael. he doesn't look human.

are you self conscious about your arm pit sweat?

AZiola@focal.com

slash from guns n' roses is friends with michael jackson

he was talking about it on stern this mornin

"Amy Dowsek"

it does burn. do you smell?

give me your grill and i will have a bbq. i enjoy entertaining. i enjoy bbq. otherwise i suppose i can just rub some sticks together.

i am not a michael jackson fan.

AZiola@focal.com

i tried that burning shit and you put it on when you go to sleep but it hurt bad so i couldn't even sleep

you have a bbq

"Amy Dowsek"

don't most people. they have deoderent you can buy at the walgreens- it burns off your armpit glands.

you didn't respond to the bbq question.

AZiola@focal.com

i have armpit sweat problem

"Amy Dowsek"

ok i saw. i LOVE photos in b&W. i wish i can see you people better though. although that's some nice arm pit sweat you got going on. you should have a bbq before summers end. you won't be able to use your grill for too much longer.

AZiola@focal.com

some artsy shots of the hood that we call our softball field - by shin

http://www.andrewziola.com/mullet_softball.html

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