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I used to love pushing buttons when I was a kid. I got a little cold. I am a little sick. Sick is fine cause it reminds of of how feeling good is great. The hair on my arms is looking longer recently. When we have something as traumatic as Sept. 11th which is now 364 days ago it makes me think of the past year. A lot has changed since that horrible day. A lot happens in a year. My pits are wet a lot. I am going to Pittsburgh this weekend. I see a new ballpark every year. This year the plan was the Cubs were gonna be clinching a playoff spot around this time but they are not so we gotta just go hang in Pittsburgh.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty
girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress.
How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then
held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old
man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

amy whenever i feel like you are being an ass feel free to say

"I chose porn"

and i will forgive you and not think you are an ass anymore

Amy Dowsek

Thank you

From: AZiola@focal.com

this is my favorite comment from Amy of all time

"I chose porn"

Amy Dowsek

Well figure it this way

I have not seen porn really (couple seconds by your house)
I don't know if I like it or not

I have seen 98 Degrees and I know I don't like that

So by process of elimination I chose porn

From: Mark Moroni

yes.

i don't know what to think...

From: "Amy Dowsek"

Did I blow your mind?

From: Mark Moroni

WOW!

WOW!

i am shocked.

i am throughly shocked.

i would've bet everything that you'd watch 98 Degrees.

From: "Amy Dowsek"

This is a really good question.

I think porno.. I really didn't like 98 Degrees dvd

From: Mark Moroni

amy -

would you rather:

watch porno dvd
or
watch 98 Degrees dvd

???

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