Email Attachment of the Week
Joke of the Week
THIS IS A SPAM
Re: Naked office pics
is a site Dedicated to A small Insurance Company In an Un-named town in
the mid-west. It is here that many of us play little games around the
office during the LATE SHIFT! That's right, rather than work (which we
do very little of) we run around the office fuckin' just about everything
and everyone we can get our hands on.
you have ever wanted to see what really happens during the late shit,
then read on cause we are the real deal... You will be fuckin' shocked
watching Girls fucking co-workers @ the office... or Girls Fuckin' the
janitors @ the office... Or girls playin' with their little pussies on
their lunch break... THIS IS IT!!! NO HOLDS BARRED! But you can't see
all the fun from out there so get your but in here and enjoy the party!
JOIN FREE NOW!
THIS IS A FUNNY REPLY TO THE SPAM
For the love of God, PLEASE tell me you're hiring. I will cover all of my own relocation expenses and supply my own office supplies and condoms. For after-hours activities at my current place of work we just have a pinball machine and booze, and that gets old.
I think I'd be an excellent addition to your company. I don't sell insurance but I can learn. I'm a very quick learner at that, and I can't tell you how eager I am to be on your team. Please schedule an interview with me. Let me know where you're located, and I'll let you know how fast I can be there. I assure you I'll be very prompt, probably even early by a few days. I'll be sitting at my computer awaiting your e-mail replay, checking it approximately every minute or more.
Once hired I will come into work early and leave late, if at all. I would be THAT dedicated to your corporation. Never have I drooled so much in response to an employment opportunity. I hate to seem pushy, but I really want this. Oh baby, I want this so bad it hurts me... alllll......ooooover.....
See? I'll fit right it, although with my luck, I'd be the one guy there who'd get sued for sexual harassment.
Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top
i hate it when dogs sniff my crotch