Updated: 9/11/07 Click here for Zbonia archive Words Please don't email or IM me and tell me to call you. Just pick up the phone and call me yourself. I don't like the phone either but don't make me be the sucker picking it up and instigating a call. Can't we do whatever we need to do on IM anyway? Oh, it is Sept 11 by the way, sad day in American history. I can't believe that was 6 years ago.   Email Attachment of the Week Joke of the Week It's all in the punctuation: An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing." Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top From: "Z" <aziola@yahoo.com hey it is my pattern too we picked that out together --- Gil and Merilou Ziola <gziola@ntsource.com wrote: It is totally nuts - what are the chances of her picking out the identical china pattern? I know she didn't realize that was Angela's pattern--how ironic!!! From: Z [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com] hi gammy i was really worried about the subject of this email when i read it thinking that it would be real boring but this is pretty nuts --- Gil and Merilou Ziola <gziola@ntsource.com wrote: Hi Angela, Mary Lynda told me that Anna is registered at Macy's for her good china. I went on the registry site just now to see what kind of a pattern she picked out. You won't believe this!! She picked out Waterford-Kilbarry pattern-your exact china pattern. I know Anna didn't know this was your pattern-how ironic that she picked this out!!! You two have the same taste!! Love, GramZ (this is the first time I am using GramZ) Love, Z E-mail me if you have anything you want to post on this page