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Updated: 9/11/01 Click here for Zbonia archive

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I guess I have to talk about this terrorist thing cause it sounds like today is going to be a day that makes the history books in the history of America, and the world. These people today that either couldn't drive planes or they rammed them into the World Trade Center(s), the Pentagon in DC, and somewhere in Pennsylvania for some reason. My friends I talk to are scared. For some reason I am not, Maybe just cause I have never seen anything like this in my life. My parents said they haven't seen anything like this. I am pissed that MTV isn't broadcasting. This must me serious. If you are what you eat, I am pizza. I think I am good looking. Anyway, I don't even want to think about how many people have died today, but I am sad about this. I hope the US government puts a stop to this and nothing else happens. If crazy shit keeps happening - I am moving to Canada. This is all pretty fucked up. See ya.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Two confirmed bachelors were sitting and talking. Their conversation drifted from sports to cooking.

"I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.

"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way, 'Take a clean dish and...'"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

shit amys

Shin

thanks suck.

"Amy Dowsek"

sure shit.

jshin@focal.com

Can we shorten it to just suck? It makes for much more interesting
typonglish mail.

Ex. You're such a jerk, you Amy lemons.

suck is the newest member to learn typonglish

"Amy Dowsek"

that works for me.

jshin@focal.com

What about dow-suck?

"Amy Dowsek"

no that's lame.
the more i think about any, the more i like it-
for example,
any time= amy time. like that.

jshin@focal.com

You could have lamey if you'd like.

"Amy Dowsek"

hmm, yes this is difficult. is any my only choice?
if so, i guess that's what it's gonna have to be...

jshin@focal.com

Well, what name do you want?

Roman = Moron
Z = pee
Shin = shit
Amy = ?

"Amy Dowsek"

amy is voting too- NO
that's 2 votes for NO

AZiola@focal.com

let's vote

i vote yes

any votes no

"Amy Dowsek"

what the hell is this- no i don't like it.

AZiola@focal.com

how about any?

EXAMPLES:

Amy of you can come to the mattress store if you want.

Fuck! Any is coming to the homeless shelter with us.

Shin

Dowsek needs a name!

"Mark Moroni"

i think i suck at e-mail more.

i suck.

jshin@focal.com

hey, sorry, I'm a suckie e-mailer today. WORK WORK WORK

Dowsek, thanks for adding to the language! I'll work on the story
when
it
settles down over here.

"Amy Dowsek"

one day you'll have to create a whole story in typolongish.

hey shin, hey roman.

AZiola@focal.com

nice job

i will add run = rum

"Amy Dowsek"

using billet? or just a sentence...

yesterday i flew on a plate and they handed out penis' (don't know
how to
pluralize- pls. fix) to snack on.

shin and i were talking one day and we decided that
run= rum

AZiola@focal.com

please send me a sentance in our new language - Typonglish

http://www.andrewziola.com/typonglish.html

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