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Football season is here. It is like Fall. I can't believe it. The bears are gonna win every one of their games. I have had a smile on my face a lot today for some reason. I am very good at organizing stuff. I wish I had my own bobble head doll. I come up with neat ideas. I am still showing my apartment to people. Someone better sublet it damnit. From the time of waking up today to walking into my job was like 40 minutes today. Woah fast. I got 2 tickets for parking scooter at bike rack at work. I don't know what I am gonna do about that.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on
a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher
accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff
stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it
and walked back to the boat. The next day at the university, a colleague
asked the philosopher if he had enjoyed fishing with the Pope. "It was
okay, but would you believe that guy can't swim?"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Shin

anyone that uses the women's bathroom would know how they smell b/c
people dump them in those receptacles.

Cost and size are from commercials and grocery store.

Disposal method is common sense.

Andrew P Ziola

you know how much they cost, you know how to use them, you know that
they smell, you know the proper disposal method

Amy Dowsek

There's not much to know about them

From: AZiola@focal.com

you seem to know an awful lot about them for never using them

Shin

prove it.

Andrew P Ziola

you guys lie

you use them all the time

Shin

blech. maybe back freshman year of high-school I might've tried using
one. They suck!

Amy Dowsek

They are way gross

I maybe used one, one time

From: jshin@focal.com

who the hell wear pads anyway, they are like big diapers.

Amy Dowsek

I hate pads I wouldn't buy one anyway

I would still want a gumball

From: AZiola@focal.com

you would rather have a gumball if you are all bloody in your region
and need a feminine napkin to mop it up?

Amy Dowsek

I think that shin & I would rather buy a gumball too

From: Mark Moroni

i'd rather buy a gumball.

From: <jshin@focal.com>

the dispenser costs $0.25 here in our building.

Andrew P Ziola

you got to buy them from the bathroom?

i thought there were free - there was just like a dispenser

Amy Dowsek

Ask a lady to buy one for you from the women's restroom
Then you can try out your idea

From: Mark Moroni

no - i have no clue if there are any here actually.
i was just curious.

From: "Amy Dowsek"

You have sanitary napkins at your disposal?

From: Mark Moroni

what about the sticky stuff on one side of a sanitary napkin?

From: "Amy Dowsek"


Yes I do

If you don't got a bandaid just use tape or something

From: Mark Moroni

you got a bandaid?

From: "Amy Dowsek"

Wrap a bandaid around your toe.. sometimes the pressure helps

From: Mark Moroni

i cut one of my toenails too short this morning and now it hurts.

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