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I don't like those hands free cell phones. Those people that walk down the street talking to the air and waving their hands about look fucking stupid. Hands free cell phone thingees suck. Actually even people that talk real loud in public on their cell phones suck. Like on a quiet train when someone is chatting on their celluar phone, they are suck wads too. I wonder if people in France call French Toast, toast. I wonder if people in China call Chinese Food, food. <Shin> I wonder if people on Mars call Mars Bars, bars? And if so, what do they call drinking establishments?</Shin> How in the hell is Bill is nickname for William? I know there is an "ill" in there. But where did the B come from. And don't get me started on Dick. Your name is Richard, and people call you Dick. I know there is "hard" in Richard. Maybe someone is like dick . . . hard. Let's call Richard, Dick.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A guy walks into a quiet bar carrying three ducks-one in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar, has a few drinks, and chats with the bartender.

The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. He and the guy chat for about 30 minutes before the guy has to go to the restroom.

Now, the bartender is alone with the ducks. After an awkward silence, he decides to try to make conversation. "What's your name?" he says to one of the ducks.

"Huey," answers the first duck.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day."

"Oh, that's nice," says the bartender. Then he says to the second duck, "And what's your name?".

"Dewey," comes the answer. "So how's your day been, Dewey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I had the chance, I would do it all again."

So the bartender turns to the third duck and says, "So, you must be Louie."

"No," growls the third duck, "my name is Puddles. And don't ask about my day."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

bowel - i thought of same thing earlier but kept it to myself

the emails trains are a going - choo choo

"Mark Moroni"

you know what 'vowels' rhymes with?

jshin@focal.com

vowels are cool.

Andrew P Ziola

from now on I am Andreew Ziiola
cause you mother fuckers get so many vowels in your name and that is rad

Andrew P Ziola

momma shin gonna be there? we can sing her her song

"Mark Moroni"

so should we make an itinerary for saturday? like: beach booze bar (with booze) dinner booze bar (with booze) sister shin's booze

AZiola@focal.com

a little better?

(See attached file: Z_on_Saturday_at_the_Beach.jpg)
"Mark Moroni"

that's not z - that's some other dude.

AZiola@focal.com

(See attached file: Z_on_Saturday_at_the_Beach.jpg)

"Mark Moroni"

will there be any necking going on?

AZiola@focal.com

how about casual drug use?

"Mark Moroni"

is there going to be alcohol allowed at your sisters?

jshin@focal.com

If it's nice out, sure.

"Mark Moroni"

wanna maybe go to the beach during the day?
love the beach.

AZiola@focal.com

that is cool- actually that is really really cool
just pick one and we will go there

Shin

Or maybe up by me b/c I'm closer and I have a lot of pubs in my neighborhood.

Andrew P Ziola
i dunno
somewhere way up north by your sista's apartment or something more centrally located?

Shin

If we all met up before hand, any suggestions on where?

Andrew P Ziola

done and done

i love pools and drinkin so it looks like i gotta bring my own pool
Shin

No, their is no pool there. It's a drinking party though. You canbring a kiddie pool if you want and set it up in the yard.

Andrew P Ziola

is it a pool party?

Shin

Hi everyone,
Reminder that on Saturday, my sister and brother-in-law are throwing a party.

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