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Far and away the spams I get the most are for penis lengtheners. People must want bigger weiners. I got back from vacation. Vacation is neat I do them quite a bit but I don't like how work piles up when you are gone. I need a nap, can I have one?

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Windows of Time blow! When companies give a window of time for their arrival I get annoyed. They tell you that they’ll be there during a certain time frame (that window of time is usually anywhere from 4 – 8 hours). They say they cannot give me a more approximate time of delivery. Why don’t they just give an hour? And what about when they’re late or show at the very last minute of the window, this is ridiculous. I’ve got better things to do. At least in the summer I can be at home for a delivery, during the school year this is impossible. And then what do you do while you wait? You can’t shower, go workout, shop, run errands, take a walk, etc. Waiting during windows of time just straight out sucks.

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