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I went camping this weekend. It rained the second night so we came home early. Camping once a year fills my outdoor tank. I didn't shower or poo the whole weekend camping. Sometimes you need a weekend free of showering and pooping. I went to my movie for the year last week. It was actually a documentary but it was at a movie theatre so I am considering it my movie for the year. I only go to one movie a year cause I don't like sitting there for 2 hours and I don't like the seats. I do love junior mints but I can get those at places besides movie theatres. Simply put, I like going to get ice cream way more than going to the movies. You know what another thing? Like I really think that like 1/2 the movies I have been to in my life suck. That sucks.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said
she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have
waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled
with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through
a red light' five hundred times."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

was their a video camera in the room when you woke up?

"Mark Moroni"

no, but my pants were on backwards.

Shin

were you nekkid?

"Mark Moroni"

actually both.

Shin

greasy or sticky?

"Mark Moroni"

i was kinda greasy.

Shin

were you sore?

"Mark Moroni"

i don't know. i think i passed out and woke up a few hours later.

i wonder what happened?

From: "Amy Dowsek"

Did you say yes

From: Mark Moroni

that's what a priest once said to me.

From: "Amy Dowsek"

or should I ask.. "if we pray together, can we play together"

From: Mark Moroni

you should ask them - "if we pray together, will i need some sort of protection?"

Shin

you should say, "would you like to pray together?"

Or you should say, "Amen, sista/brotha!"

Amy Dowsek

Ya, I didn't really know how to respond to a statement like that

Shin

that's weird.

Amy.Dowsek

Praying with someone

queer

Shin

Or prayer with just one person and god?

That is interesting. Sex is not always intimate for some people too.

Amy.Dowsek

Thank you, but it's too far away... no I don't want a job there.

My coworker just told me that she thinks prayer is more
intimate than sex. I find that interesting

Shin

You wanna get a job at DQ too?

It's the building above Union Station and I just called and they
are still there, so now you know where to go get dq. Amy Dowsek

Amy.Dowsek

Ok, well none of these are by me... and I don't remember
there being a dq in the riverside plaza

Shin

yep...

Dairy Queen
(312) 930-5899
222 S Riverside Plz Lbby
Chicago, IL

Dairy Queen
(773) 646-2565

13227 S Brainard Ave
Chicago, IL Map
Dairy Queen
(773) 282-6155

5636 W Irving Park Rd
Chicago, IL

Amy.Dowsek

Are there dq's in the city?

Shin

I'm sure you could get a job there.

Andrew P Ziola

i wished i still worked at the queen

Shin

yep, the dream.

Andrew P Ziola

the dairy dream?

Shin

Andrew P Ziola) he lived up by Libertyville and him and his daughter would
always get food and ice-cream at the ice-cream place I worked at. His daughter was a big girl.

Andrew P Ziola

a coworker said the fridge was out front of state of illinois
building for some GNC promotion thing

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