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Updated: 8/28/01 Click here for Zbonia archive

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On the L train the other, I was going to offer a pregnant lady my seat, but I really was not sure if she was pregnant or just fat so I didn't let her sit. Girls, please all wear strappy shoes. They look good. Lets see some toe. Sasha our cat that we got when I was in fifth grade is getting put to sleep this week. That is sad. She was such a nice cat. But she is old and senile and doesn't know where the toilet is anymore so she just goes to the toilet on the ground. We will miss you Sasha. You were special. Cable people suck. What is with this scheduling appointment times like 8AM to 12PM. How would you like it at work if I scheduled a meeting like that and you had to sit in a conference room for hours just waiting for me? I had free cable but I think they figured it out cause they started cutting my free cable line so now I gotta pay these bastards.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A young A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. "She gets me so angry sometimes I could smack her," the young man exclaimed.

"Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife," the boss replied, "Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank her."

Shaking his head the young guy replied, "That doesn't work. Once I get her pants off, I'm not mad anymore."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

i am gonna have a pitcher of pee on mine

Shin

Nope. Just Shit.

"RoMaN"

02:00 PM you don't want a pitcher of shit?

jshin@focal.com

I don't want my pitcher (international) on my name tag.

Andrew P Ziola

look at this guys name tag/badge

(See attached file: name_tag2.jpg)

"RoMaN"

sure.

do they come in different styles?

AZiola@focal.com

the shit one was just an example to see if you liked them

moron, you want a name tag?

Shin

Where's moron and pee?

Andrew P Ziola

(See attached file: name_tag.gif)

Shin

pee, what do you think?

"RoMaN"

or would you rather settle for a name tag. then you can put it on any shirt ya want...

jshin@focal.com

I like Mechanics shirts!

"RoMaN"

because those shirts have names on them..

maybe a mechanics shirt?

jshin@focal.com

Why bowling?

"RoMaN"

we should get bowling shirts with those names on them.

jshin@focal.com

Z = pee
Shin = shit
Moroni = moron

"RoMaN"

pee.

jshin@focal.com

Okay, MORON!

So what do we call Z?

"RoMaN"

i sent it first, shit.

jshin@focal.com

didn't I just send this, moron?

"RoMaN"

fell = feel
shin = shit
ass = ask
peanuts = penis
postato = potato
bud = butt
plate = plane
dud = dude
hube = lube
intentional = international

jshin@focal.com

Sometimes the penis fall onto my chair and my ask makes a crunchie noise when I sit.

"RoMaN"

sometimes the penis just fall into my butt when i'm sitting in the bleachers.

jshin@focal.com

I like to put my penis in my butt.

Andrew P Ziola

when i think fun at the old ballpark - i think salty penis and an ice cold butt

"Mark Moroni"

dry roasted and salty penis.

yum.

AZiola@focal.com

sometimes roman gives me some of his penis at the ballgame and i eat them

"Mark Moroni"

i don't think he has a name for is ask, but he has a futt.

jshin@focal.com

Yes, I have been informed on this already. Do you have a name for his ask?

"Mark Moroni"

we call Z's peanuts z.

jshin@focal.com

Crazy shin will probably come out of your peanuts too.

Andrew P Ziola

i am gonna eat a plane of penis and postatos, drink a bud. i will fell like shin. dud. and crazy things will come out of my ask.

Shin

Wow, Roman has really picked up on typonglish

Let's recap:

fell = feel
shin = shit
ass = ask
peanuts = penis
postato = potato
bud = butt
plate = plane
dud = dude

"Mark Moroni"

thanx dud.

dud = dude.

AZiola@focal.com

shit can swing by

i do wanna cuddle with you but we can do that before she gets there

"Mark Moroni"

shit is interested in going to the promise ring show too ziola, but she's gotta jump out of a plate on saturday.

z - can she swing by your place afterwards or did you just wanna cuddle with me?

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