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Water is good. I don't think I have ever said, "Ew, that water is so gross." I just sneezed. I am getting a little concerned that my gut is getting a little bigger. I was just thinking how much the Winter blows and how much more I like Summer and the warm. I have some concerns over my tummy area. I like colors, especially bright ones. I don't wear bright colored clothes but I do like looking at bright colors.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the
punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to
select his first punishment.

First room has a young guy on the wall being whipped. The
new guy not keen on this asks to see the next room. The next
room has a middle aged guy being tortured with fire.

The new guy immediately asks to see the third room. It has an
really old guy chained to the wall getting a blow job from a
gorgeous blonde.

The guy jumps at the chance and takes the room.

The devil walks into the room taps the blonde on the shoulder
and says "okay, you can stop now. You've been relieved".

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Katyjdwight@aol.com

Jared can eat my weenis, but I give him props for keeping the lard off
this long. I do eat at Subway now. I've been too busy with wedding stuff to
boycott products because of their commercials but that will be starting up
again soon I'm sure. I still wont buy herbal essences,

"Mary Beth Yurko"

if weiners and butts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas.

From: AZiola@focal.com

i prefer weiner in my sandwich. i am not a huge butt fan.


"Mary Beth Yurko"

meaning that subway puts buttholes in their sandwiches?

From: AZiola@focal.com

what do subway and jared have in common?

assholes.

"Mary Beth Yurko"

jared is a foot-long asshole.

From: AZiola@focal.com

jared is a total asshole.

"Mary Beth Yurko"

i think she leaves tomorrow maybe?
katy, you still eat protesting eating at subway because of jared?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i got an email from katy i thought she was on honeymoon

"Mary Beth Yurko"

i have not read any of roomies, yet, but will do when i get back from my interview at banana republic.
katy was protesting subway for awhile because of the jared commercials.
i
wonder if she still is.

From: AZiola@focal.com

i have a character based on jared on this thing i wrote

http://www.drodd.com/roomies/

"Mary Beth Yurko"

jared is always looking for subway traffic.

From: AZiola@focal.com


i am always lookin for drodd traffic

"Mary Beth Yurko"

Are you trying to get more people on drodd?
I like the thing about the Pizziola. maybe you should
change your first name to jared?

From: AZiola@focal.com

http://www.drodd.com

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