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I am on my new floor at work. I don't love it right now. It is not the best thing of all time. It is OK though. I think I can get used to it. It reminds me of the floor we were on a few years ago. Old school. There is a situation in my new bathroom that I am not a huge fan of. My favorite poo stall - the handicaps one's door always looks like it is closed so I have to do one of those look under the door for a persons feet to determine if someone is in that shitter. Our bringstoneyback.com website worked 'cause Steve Stone is coming back to broadcast Cubs games. We rule. Screw you Dave Otto and Joe Carter.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his
neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's
his turn to be waited on.

A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase
and noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked
the dog what it wanted today.

The dog put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef,
and the butcher said, "How many pounds?" The dog barked twice, so the
butcher made a package of two pounds ground beef. He then said,
"Anything else?" The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher
said, "How many?" The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up
a package of four pork chops.

The dog walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get
at the purse and take out the appropriate amount of money before
tying the two packages of meat around the dog's neck.

The man, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow the
dog. The dog walked for several blocks and then walked up to a house
where it began to scratch the door to be let in.

As the owner opened the door, the man called to the owner, "That's a
really smart dog you have there."

"He's not really all that smart," the owner replied.

"This is the second time this week he forgot his key."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

"Mark Moroni"

but what about my 5 year old? what is he gonna use to wipe his ass?

From: <AZiola@focal.com

this is my toilet paper holder. it works great for tall people cause
it is so high

"Mark Moroni"

tell me about your toilet paper holder...

From: <AZiola@focal.com

this is my olive green toilet

you can put shit in there

"Mark Moroni"

my favorite quote from saturday when a dude was looking at z's place -

"this space you can use as an office, or just put a lot of shit in there"

From: <AZiola@focal.com

saturday

roman was there

Amy Dowsek

What? Did this happen yesterday?

From: AZiola@focal.com [mailto:AZiola@focal.com]

no he knocked on my door at zburbia

i thought it was someone who wanted to see the apartment - it
ended up being this goofy mentally retarded african american trying to
sell magazine subscriptions

Amy Dowsek

Was this at the gallery or somewhere else?

From: AZiola@focal.com [mailto:AZiola@focal.com]

cause he was doing a great job of pretending he was retarded

Amy Dowsek

Why did you give $10 to a guy?

From: Mark Moroni

maybe it was that guy you gave $10 to.

From: <AZiola@focal.com

something horrible happened

someone tore down my 'for rent' sign

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