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I smashed my head moving some furniture. When the network is down at work the first thing I think is layoffs. I just got done with a bottle of grape juice. I haven't had it in a while - man it is good. I think I have a huge, festering blemish on my back.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished. The woman said, "This is quite a predicament. We should drink a toast to celebrate this miracle." The man replied, "What a great idea; I just happen to have a bottle with me." With this he handed it to the man. The man downed half the bottle and handed it back. The woman would not take it back and said, "I think I will wait until after the police arrive to celebrate."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

From: Ziola, Andrew

fine lets have this party at their place

From: Joseph.Hubeny@ey.com

you son of B!! you're not supposed to pee on my floor. you're supposed to pee on the floors of people like John Martin and Darius.

"Ziola, Andrew" <Andrew.Ziola@broadwing.com>

any place where i can pee on your floor is fine by me

From: Joseph.Hubeny@ey.com

funny, that would be an empty parking lot across the street from the police station

"Ziola, Andrew"

lets have this party at joes place

From: Joseph.Hubeny@ey.com

whatever you guys come up with i'm fine with as long as it doesn't cost me a crapload of money so i can continue saving for my place!!!!

"Ziola, Andrew" <Andrew.Ziola@broadwing.com>

you are almost 30

From: Brian.Gregozeski@abbott.com

That weekend sounds good to me right now...its my 30th birthday that Monday...

Joseph.Hubeny@ey.com

i don't think we need a reunion of breaking up fights and fish tanks...

"Ziola, Andrew"

is bikulcius coming? if he isnt - i am not gonna go.

From: Paul Fruzyna

Let's plan on the weekend of 10/9. Theta Beta Potato Reunion. Cool. If any of you can't make that weekend send an email to communicate that. We'll have to reserve some rooms when it gets closer.

That will be fun.

From: Joseph.Hubeny@ey.com

i'm game so far for anytime in october. i know i'm going on vacation during that month at some point, but if we plan a weekend now, i can plan around it.

"Paul Fruzyna" <Paul.Fruzyna@schreiberfoods.com>

How about the other weekends in October? The only one I have busy is the 30th. I'm having my annual Halloween party that weekend. You are all invited.

From: Moroni Mark

i'm outta town that weekend - i'll be in SF.

From: Paul Fruzyna

I have a bachelor party and wedding the next two weekends (Darc), but I could do the weekend of 10/2.

From: Joseph.Hubeny@ey.com

Hell yes. I'm game after Sept. 15th.

"Paul Fruzyna" <Paul.Fruzyna@schreiberfoods.com>

So should we try to do this in fall?

From: Ziola, Andrew

no shirt

From: Paul Fruzyna

Formal meaning T-shirt and Jeans

From: Ziola, Andrew

a formal event?

From: Paul Fruzyna

We should have a potato reunion and party at Hags and then crash at a hotel.

From: Ziola, Andrew

i think the house was sold and the new landlord didnt like it being a frat house

From: Joseph.Hubeny@ey.com

for serious? who took them down? and how come i was not notified? this is absurd!
jking, the house is actually looking pretty good

"Paul Fruzyna" <Paul.Fruzyna@schreiberfoods.com>

They're in Z's bedroom.

From: Joseph.Hubeny@ey.com

what happened to the letters?

Andrew.Ziola@broadwing.com

my parents took this pic this past weekend

http://thetabetapotatoes.com/house/PotatoHouse.jpg

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