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A couple of girls in their early twenties were on the L train today and they were talking about something near the bubbler. Grab a clue people. This is not Milwaukee. We call them drinking fountains here. Bubbler. Gosh darn. I don't care that you lived in New York city 4 years ago. I am sick of hearing how great and crazy it is. If it is so fucking cool, move back there. I wish I didn't have to get my hair cut. It is nice when the sky is blue and the grass green. Peeing feels good. My company cut 150 people last week. It felt really icky. I wanna feel bad for those people but fuck I am glad I didn't get laid off. That would have felt bad - bad like having a huge pickle jammed up your nose or butt. When I say large pickle I mean like 5 inches wide pickle. Like a huge fucking pickle.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Once a Pope and a lawyer died and went to heaven. God came and said, "Follow me and I will give you your rooms." So they both followed.

First God gave the Pope his room; it was very small with a small bed and a small desk.

"Thank you, thank you my lord," said The Pope. Then God gave the lawyer his room; it was big room with a big bed and a big deck with a pool and a pretty woman.

"Mr. God, why are you giving this room to me and the other one to The Pope?" the lawyer asked.

"Well, we get popes by the dozens, but you're our first lawyer."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Shin

Sounds like a great idea. I'll think about it.

Andrew P Ziola

why don't you be a pine cone?

Shin

I can't be a ballerina. It's funny for a guy to be one, but kinda lame for a girl.

Andrew P Ziola

you can be a ballerina cause i am not gonna be one anymore

Shin

Wow, that's a little complicated.What should I be for halloween?

Andrew P Ziola

fuck the ballerina idea
i think i am gonna be a little kid dressed up as a midget pretending to be little kid for Halloween this year

Shin

I may be able to work with that.

Andrew P Ziola

midgets dressed as little kids stripping is something that I do not want to be a part of.
how about little kids dressed up as midgets pretending to be little kids, stripping?

Shin

Little kids stripping is something that I do not want to be a part of.
Maybe midgets dressed as little kids stripping?

Andrew P Ziola

maybe we can dress little kids up like midgets and have them strip

Shin

If we're lucky!

Andrew P Ziola

maybe the midgets i am bringing will strip

Shin

I'm sure their not hiring strippers, but who knows, if you get enough
alcohol in people, maybe people will start stripping on their own.

Andrew P Ziola


Andrew Butler's friend went to this party where they had strippers and midgets working
the midgets were just walking around and the strippers were naked serving booze
i guess the strippers and midgets come as a package

Shin

Not unless you bring any.I hope it's fun. It could be just plain weird though.

Andrew P Ziola

there are going to be midgets there on Saturday?this is gonna be fun as fuck

Shin

Um, maybe 4 little people.

to "Mark Moroni"

seems like it fits 4 people quite comfortably.

AZiola@focal.com

we had a kiddie pool at college here it is
http://www.thetabetapotatoes.com/images/theta13.jpg
and since you can't see my websites, here:

wish we kept it

Shin

Okay, maybe you bringing a pool is a bad idea then

Andrew P Ziola

makes me want to pee in a pool

Shin

That's great. Makes me want to swim!

Andrew P Ziola

one of those like round plastic ones
but this one looks nice

Shin
I'm thinking one of those little blow up pools. What are you talking
about?

Andrew P Ziola

i know they call it a kiddie pool but they are fairly large
i don't think it will fit in a backpack

Shin

You don't need to strap it to your back. You CAN fill it up at Miiri's.
Put it in a backpack.

Andrew P Ziola

ya i am gonna strap it on my back and ride it over on my bike

Shin

Z,
Are you going to bring the kiddie pool on Saturday?

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