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Updated: 8/13/02 Click here for Zbonia archive

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I don't know how I feel about that. I don't think I feel good about that. Not good at all. Calzones are just pizza folded in half. Take me away to there. I need a new moment of clarity. I want the kind of clarity that I got when I got stuck in the elevator like a year ago. I think I only wear a suit like 2 times a year. I wear underwear every single day - more times than not, I wear a fresh pair. When I move my mom isn't gonna have to do my laundry any more. I have had the sould patch for quite a while now.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

The Beer Prayer

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk),

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us.

And lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.

Forever and ever,

Barmen

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Amy Dowsek

"Subway, the opportunities are limitless"

From: Mark Moroni

i heard its a hot singles place.

it is THE place to be.

From: Amy Dowsek

Ya one of them.. it was like jared goes to subway, jared loses
weight, jared meets lady at subway, lady becomes wife, and now life is good...

I think I should hang out at subway more...

From: Mark Moroni

his wife is in the commercials?

From: Amy Dowsek

Ya, maybe.. I don't know. One of the guys we met said
that his wife was real hot. I didn't think so from the commercials..

From: Mark Moroni

maybe he's anorexic.

From: Amy Dowsek

There was a subway convention in Orlando this weekend.

Jared was hanging out at the club we were at.. I
didn't talk to him, but he's real skinny

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