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I don't like mistakes. Try harder and be more careful and don't make mistakes OK. I know you are human, but fuck that - be careful and don't make mistakes. I write a ton of stuff down. It is almost an obsession. When I write stuff down then I never have to worry about forgetting anything. I guess I really don't like forgetting things. Since I do this, I have so many less things in my head so my brain can just chill in there and not have to fret. Even dumb things like, "take shit" I will write down cause I don't want to forget to take a shit. And some people might say, won't you know when you have to shit? I guess so, but I don't want to have to worry. So I write a note and take a shit at the time that I have planned to go - and not be all like "fuck I gotta shit so bad now and I am late for work and fuck." So I plan ahead and write things down. I hate my neck hair. I have to trim it. I wonder what I would look like and everyone I know look like if they never trimmed any hair on themselves. That would be pretty kooky. Rock hard. Fuck it, rock soft.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A man entered a tattoo parlor on the lower west side and wanted to get a tattoo.

'What can I do for you?' asked the tattoo artist. 'Well,' the man replied, 'I want a $100 dollar bill tattooed on my donger.'

'I've never that request before. Do you mind if I ask why?'

'Well, I really like watch my money grow. I also love to play with my money and, I'll tell you, my wife can blow a hundred dollar's better than anyone I've known!'

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

Z: "oh yeah"
Paul:"oh yeah"
Roman: "oh yeah"
John: "you guys are gay?"

"Mark Moroni"

Paul: "what are you gay?"
John: "what are you gay?"
Paul: "what are you gay?"
John: "what are you gay?"
Paul: "what are you gay?"
John: "what are you gay?"
Paul: "what are you gay?
"John: "what are you gay?"
Roman: "Z - they're gay"
Z: "oh yeah"

AZiola@focal.com

Paul: "what are you gay?" John: "what are you gay?"
Paul: "what are you gay?" John: "what are you gay?"
Paul: "what are you gay?" John: "what are you gay?"
Paul: "what are you gay?" John: "what are you gay?"

"Mark Moroni"

Paul: "what are you gay?" John: "oh yeah."

AZiola@focal.com

(setting, Paul and John in the shower) Paul, "I dropped the soap." John, "oh yeah."

"Mark Moroni"

"oh yeah"

AZiola@focal.com

Subject: Re: Re: hi i am paul. hi i am john. blow me. OK.

"Mark Moroni"

i hear he smears cheese all over john from goldfinger and then licks it up.

AZiola@focal.com

i can't believe that paul quit his cheese factory job to be a porn star

gay porn what is he gay?

"Mark Moroni"

i can't believe he was making out with that john from goldfinger.

what is he gay?

AZiola@focal.com

can't believe that he pissed all over your tv
can't believe he is engaged to rhonda again
what are you gay?

"Mark Moroni"

AZiola@focal.com

there's nothin better than singing with pauly - he rules.

AZiola@focal.com

lets pretend that paul came and it is next week already
roman, remember last weekend when paul came - that was fun.
goldfinger was
great. the congress theatre was closer than i thought.
"Mark Moroni"

yeah he did, i forwarded it to ya.
he is sad we're sad, and told me that zyne took today off.
that's why we should call him at home.
i already left a message.

AZiola@focal.com
shane never replied either
this is all so sad

"Mark Moroni"

yeah he should, but now there's no way to find him.

AZiola@focal.com

zyne should come

"Mark Moroni"

i'm shedding tears.

AZiola@focal.com

this is all very sad

"Mark Moroni"

then there no way to get in touch with him because he doesn't
check internet while home.
disappointing.

AZiola@focal.com

i don't like the telephone

"Mark Moroni"

you call zyne?

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