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I am kinda sick of my job this week. I think it has that I really haven't been motivated to do a whole lot of shit. I saw a guy on the train this morning and his belt was all messed looking and the buckle was totally off center - on the side. What a goof. I help out people at work with stuff all the time and they tell me I am awesome. There is this female coworker of mine whose laugh sounds like the laugh of this girl from a porno I saw onetime. There was a smelly old man who was talking to people at random this morning and then this crazy dirty lady got on the train and was yelping stuff out loud. My hamstring is a tad pulled. I am going camping this weekend on the annual trip. I don't plan on showering the whole time. I might end up smellin.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom & stayed
there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be
discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good
news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of
another patient, I think you've regained your senses."

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom.
I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Melissa Edwards

I don't know what to say to that. I just can't stop giggling.

Andrew P Ziola

i dunno - just herbs

maybe marijuana

maybe i am named after a bunch of polish reifer addicts

Melissa Edwards

I'm not sure. They have a trouble ticket open and that's how I
stumbled upon them.

What kind of herbs?

Andrew P Ziola

ziola means herbs in polish

this company have a wesbite?

Melissa Edwards

Did you know that we have a customer in Los Angeles called Ziola, Inc.?

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