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is neat. But like when you live in Chicago you so look forward
to Summer and plan all these neat things but then when it comes
you are like 'woah' Summer is here. like it is fucking July already
and I can't believe it is Summer. I think I would know that Summer
is here better if I didn't ever have to wear a shirt. The only
sucky part about not wearing a shirt is when my armpits are sweating
which is most of the time - the seat just rolls down my arm or
drips off of my pits instead of soaking in the pits region of
a shirt. I only can wear white shirts for about 6 months before
the pits are all yellow and shit. That is fucking gross.I think
it is a nervous thing. Yo.
Email Attachment of the Week
Joke of the Week
Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects
the eyeball to the asshole??It is called the anal optic nerve. It is
responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't
believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a
tear to your eye.
Train of the Week -
usually have to read these bottom to top
Andrew P Ziola
no also i seen his plumbers butt twice that was fun
that is great.was it pretty blatant?
and done he is staple gunning the wires down and i just gave him bird
when he's not looking give him the finger. do it.
and the dsl guy are now both in schmoopie's bedroom
he is fucking with wires and i am writing this email
Okay, well in that case, not speaking from experience however, Ithought
the whole idea was to get strangers to touch your love tool.
penis. dick. schlong. crank. cock.
Um, whats a love tool?
is it rude to have strangers play with your love tool?
Take off all your clothes and just sit there with him naked.
dsl guy is fuckin weird
i think if i did the tick thing - we would have something in common
this guy is gonna be tough to freak out
why don't ya start acting all weird to the dsl guy.
like start having ticks or something.
i am sitting at home while dsl guy is doing somethin
anyone got any fun email train ideas?
get the choo choo rumbling?
me if you have anything you want to post on this page
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