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have been getting a lot of food lodged in my nose. Last Friday I
was eating burgers and some got up my nose cavity and I blew my
nose and burgers flew out and yesterday I think some turkey went
up there. I think it is because I eat fast. The Summer just blows
by. I am not head over heals in love with compilation albums. I
want to write a hit song.
is a special guest column from the Bitter Bartender:
Here's something that pisses me off. Why the fuck does anyone think
its necessary to leave a voicemail recording? Fucking voicemail
has been around long enough that you don't have to leave a recording.
"Hi, i'm not here right now, please leave me your name, number
and a brief message and I'll call you back as soon as possible"
Fuck you, I know your not there otherwise you would have fucking
answered. What's worse, is the goddamned voicemail lady, "To
leave a message press one, to leave your number press two, otherwise
just wait for the tone." No shit. Really. I fucking hate having
to wait 20 goddamn seconds just to say, "Hey its me, call me
back" What the fuck, get rid of all the bullshit and go from
ringing to a the beep.
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I didn't ask you to season my meat.
have some salty balls.
have my own sausage too if anyone would like some of that
I guess we all will bring our own flap jacks for this party!!!
i was the one that was into the flap jacks
unless there is a hottie stripper jumping out of the cake with
nice flap jacks. Doesn't Roman like flap jacks?
we will work out the details in couple weeks
i dont need to buy cake for your girl do i?
wouldn't be able to leave until 2pm, but we could still be down
there by 6pm. Does that conflict with plans at all?
Are we just taking 1/2 day? Leave around noon or so?
we are coming down Friday. We're taking 1/2 day of vacation on Friday.
paul shea you are coming on friday right?
Do you know any site that might have video footage of the incident?
What is the deal with the weekend of 07/25. Are Paul and Shea
coming down that Friday, or on Saturday morning? What did you guys have
mind, as far as what time we should be down there by? July 25th is
my girlfriend Cori's b-day. We are trying to figure out what is going
on, so we can plan accordingly.
Andrew P Ziola
Pirates' Simon booked after hitting one of Brewers' racing sausages July
10, 2003 MILWAUKEE (AP) -- Pittsburgh first baseman Randall Simon was
booked for misdemeanor battery for hitting one of the Milwaukee Brewers'
popular racing sausages with a bat during Wednesday night's game. Simon
was released, said a spokeswoman for the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Department,
who asked not to be identified. Simon will meet with the district attorney's
office Thursday, and it will be up to prosecutors to determine whether
formal charges are filed. In an event that's a fan favorite at Miller
Park, four people in sausage costumes race around the bases between the
sixth and seventh innings at Milwaukee Brewers games. Film of Wednesday
night's race showed that when the group went past the Pirates' third-base
dugout, Simon took a two-handed chop at the Italian sausage character
-- portrayed by a 20-year-old South Milwaukee woman -- hitting her from
behind and causing her to tumble to the ground. As she fell, a nearby
sausage -- the hot dog -- went down as well. Simon was on the top step
of the dugout and reached over the railing to make contact. ``They were
doing the sausage race. He hit her with the baseball bat,'' said Deputy
Inspector Sherry Warichak of the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Department,
which provides security at Brewers games. ``When he hit her, that other
character fell.'' ``They both were treated at the scene for scraped knees,
but at this point I don't think they have any other complaints,'' she
said. She declined to release the names of the women. Warichak said the
two women, along with Simon, were interviewed ataar Are we just taking
1/2 day? Leav the stadium. Simon drew boos from many of the fans when
he was later used as a pinch-hitter in the seventh. He grounded out in
a game Milwaukee won 2-1 in 12 innings. Pirates outfielder Reggie Sanders
said he thought the weight of the head on the sausage costume contributed
to the fall. ``It maybe made it look worse than it was,'' Sanders said.
``It was an unfortunate situation and, hopefully, it gets resolved.''
``It was very strange,'' he said. Rick Schlessinger, the Brewers' executive
vice president for business operations, said he felt Simon's ``conduct
is just unjustified.'' Schlessinger said he was in contact with Larry
Silverman, vice president/baseball legal counsel for the Pirates. Ryan
Borghoff, 16, who wore the bratwurst costume in the race, called the episode
``unbelievable.'' ``He just hit the costume and she fell over,'' he said.
``These things are so top-heavy that it doesn't take much.'' Borghoff
went on to win the race. ``Somebody had to, I guess,'' he said.
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