Updated: 7/24/07 Click here for Zbonia archive Words Something I struggle with on a recurring basis as someone who makes websites for people is coming soon pages. I would say that 60% of people I have made websites for have asked me to put 'coming soon' on a page that they intended to finish in the near future. I always tell them that we shoudl just add that page when it is done instead of putting the coming soon thing on. There is nothing more frustrating than thinking you found a site that answers a question you have and then you see the page that says 'coming soon.' And of the pages that I built for people that saying 'coming soon,' I figure that about %100 of them still say 'coming soon.'   Email Attachment of the Week Joke of the Week A man was sent to prison for 20 years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks - like beg, play dead, roll over, jump hair etc. He served his time and was released. He took his ant with him in a matchbox. The first place he went was to a bar. He sat down, took out the matchbox and emptied out the ant. He then said to the guy beside him, "you are not gonna believe what this ant can do". He showed him all the tricks and the guy was impressed. He told him that he could make a fortune with the ant. The guy with the ant was excited and called the bartender over and said "you see that ant?" The bartender put his finger on the ant, twisted it and said "sorry sir it won't happen again." Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top --- Ed Emberson <eemberson@yahoo.comwrote: hmmmmmmmm, nope. : ) Z <aziola@yahoo.comwrote: do you think i will become rich and famous? --- Ed Emberson wrote: nope. Z wrote: think derrek lee will hit any homers? --- Ed Emberson wrote: Nope. Z wrote: think the cubs will lose any games in the 2nd half? --- Ed Emberson wrote: I had no idea. I am curious to see what they say Monday. They will probably sit Bonds that game. Z wrote: i think the cubs were losing and it was like the 8th inning and people wanted to leave anyway so they said screw it and just yelled out roids and got booted even these guys had these shirts made that had like roids on it or something and they made them turn them inside out --- Ed Emberson wrote: Wow! I never heard that.....once the booze sets in there is no stopping people.... Z wrote: i ever tell you that we saw SF last summer and they went up to each person in the bleachers and told us that if we mentioned anything about steroids they would kick you out, they said MLB told them to do that no one said a peep until late in the game when people didnt care and people yelled out stuff to bonds about roids and got immediatly booted --- Ed Emberson wrote: I heard them say that on ESPN like a month ago...they are afraid he will get booed anywhere else... Z wrote: i dont know if i got the story right but did you see the thing where they might hold bonds back so he get the ABs at home in sanfran? --- Ed Emberson wrote: yep! Z wrote: nice bleachers? --- Ed Emberson wrote: that's a good deal. I ended up gettin 4 on ebay for $67 each for Monday night. Z wrote: >>Tim 7/12/2007 11:55 AM >>> Gone - thanks. >>Tim 7/12/2007 11:52 AM >>> I have four bleacher tickets to the Cubs game on Tuesday night, 7/17 against Barry Bonds and the Giants. I will be out of town and am selling them for face value ($45 each). Let me know if you are interested - first come, first serve. Thanks. Love, Z E-mail me if you have anything you want to post on this page