Email Attachment of the Week
Joke of the Week
One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy
him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny,
we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a
bicycle??? Wait until Christmas!"
Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top
about super-porcupine-stock car driver-pinball machine repair
how about a superhero?
fine what the hell do you wanna be then?
a porcupine? a stock car driver? a pinball machine repair person?
oh, come on- at least cowboys are perceived by some to be hot and rugged =sexy. carnies are just freaks with appendage deformations and extra eyeballs and stuff...
no i don't mind - you can continue to picture me like that
in return i am gonna picture you as one of those people that sets up rides at traveling carnivals, AKA . . . carnies
i'm sorry but i can't picture you actually being a cowbow. hat, boots, dungarees, lasso, on a farm...that is why i think it's funny. i don't mean it meanly.
i have worn a cowby hat 2 times in my life
i wore one 2 days in a row in vegas
it was great cause broads came up to me and poo
no can do. it's making me laugh.
i have this image of you taking the image you have of me back
I have this really funny image of you living in texas and being a cowboy trying to herd horses and stuff.
i am glad that you are glad
Glad bags are for holding like sandwiches and chips and other shit that you then put in brown bags if you bring your lunch to work