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this is actually from: Amy.Dowsek@dig.com - I thought it was an interesting take on an annoying coworker.

I don't even know what I am going to do here at work cause I work next to this girl who is constantly sniffing and clearing her throat and I have never been so annoyed in my life. It's amazing someone can sniff as much as she does. I think it's annoying and I wish she go get her problem taken care of cause it really gets under my skin but I try to ignore it as best I can.

OK it is Drodd again. Hi there. So how is it going. I am monday morninging it right now, trying to pound some coffee and junk and get things rolling. I have been going to a lot of Cubs games and going on the RoBoat a lot. I have not been inspired for a while. It is weird. I can go 2 months and do art and then have 2 months go by and not do any art. I wish my head felt clearer. I want do some art. The only fruit I really eat is fruit flavored candy. My coffee kind of smells like soup today. I wonder if someone put some bouillon in the coffee maker today.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room,
I took X rays of a trauma patient. I brought the films to our radiologist, who
studied the multiple fractures of the femurs and pelvis.
"What happened to this patient?" he asked in astonishment.

"He fell out of a tree," I reported.

The radiologist wanted to know what the patient was doing up a tree.

"I'm not sure, but his paperwork states he works for Asplundh Tree Experts."

Gazing intently at the X rays, the radiologist blinked and said, "Cross out 'Experts.'"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

i figure this sign would cover it all:

"fuck off"

Jason Phillips

how about "I am not andy."


Andrew P Ziola

"I am urinating. I will be back in 2 minutes."

Jason Phillips

i'd probably have that one up a lot

Andrew P Ziola

or

"in the shitter"

Jason Phillips

if we had doors on our cubes, we could hang signs that say "gone fishin'"

that would be cool.

Andrew P Ziola

i know i ain't too stoked about that

i will probably get stuck in some shitty cube

and i love sitting by tomas he makes me laugh

maybe we will sit closer together so we can fuck around more and use
this fishing pole i got

Jason Phillips

yep

youre going to lose your fat workstation by the windows.

Andrew P Ziola

typing blows

Jason Phillips

Correct. I cant type.

Andrew Ziola

i think you had a typo

you mean you are not excited to share a floor with our human resources department?

Jason Phillips

No fired up to be on the same floor ar HR

Andrew P Ziola

i hope to maintain my position as Floor Warden when we move to the 6th floor

if this is the case, my fire drill staff positions will all remain the same

Jason Phillips

What does this mean for my position as "Searcher"?

Andrew P Ziola

if you haven't heard yet

Harry Lalor

As I get more information, I'll let you know.

Harry

In an effort to consolidate our space and save significant rental
expense, we are going to move some of the people at 200 N. LaSalle. The moves
will take place after hours on August 16th. Nancy Richards will deliver the
specifics (floor plans, exactly when, how, etc.) prior to the move.
The moves that are being made are as follows:


Department Current floor New Floor
Finance/Accounting/Real Estate 24 11
H.R 11 6
PMO 6 7
Marketing/BA 17 6
All Sales 12 17
Network Development 12 10

Thanks.

M. Jay Sinder
Chief Financial Officer
Focal Communications Corporation

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