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Updated: 7/17/01 Click here for Zbonia archive

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Ugly chicks suck. I don't like looking at them. I don't like talking to them cause then I have to look at them. The assortment of candy in my work's candy machine isn't really good right now. I spent 4 days in row at Cubs games last weekend and got nice tan but like a day later the tan started pealing off already so other people can't really enjoy it. I guess being tan is kinda just like cooking your skin cause when you are done with the tan - the dead cooked skin wants to fall off. But that one day that I had my tan I did look sexy. So sexy that I had sex with myself. I do have sex with myself when I am not tan too. I used to like scotch tape a lot more when I was younger. Actually, I liked all kinds of tape better when I was younger. Therefore, as I get older, I am falling out of love with tape.

 

Email Attachment of the Week


ever been this tired?

Joke of the Week


There is a blonde driving through the country. She has just dyed her hair brown because she is sick of being made fun of. She is really hungry. She stops at a farmers house and says, 'Hi! If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?' Farmer says ok. She quickly counts them and says '91!' The farmer looks around puzzledly and says 'Ok. Take one.' When the Blonde is walking back to her car the farmer asks 'If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top


Shin

I'm thoroughly disgusted now. I thought I asked you guys to stop. I'm ill now.

Mark Moroni

sorry i was in a meeting.
and you give the lady a moustache with the poop from your willy.

VanHorn, Nathan

you pull your willy out

AZiola@focal.com

roman and nate lets all enojy this together
i will start, nate you add on, roman you finish here goes

it is when you are making love in someones butt . . . .

VanHorn, Nathan

some people call it a mexican mustache.....
have you ever heard of the hot carl?

AZiola@focal.com

i am scared to go have cigarette cause i will get back and have 20 emails sitting there

Shin

What's dirty sanchez?

Andrew P Ziola

or dirty sanchez on your forehead

VanHorn, Nathan

ya or having that pee stain thing and no one telling you

or toilet paper on your shoe

Shin

I concur. And what's worse is when you have them and no one tells you and you see them later when you're in front of a mirror. Or when you have something in your teeth and no one tells you....

Andrew P Ziola

so how you people feel about eye boogers? i fucking hate them

VanHorn, Nathan

yeah that sux

AZiola@focal.com

you ever get pee drippage that leaves tiny wet stain on your pants when you done peeing?

VanHorn, Nathan

ever pee at the urinal and a fart slips out?

AZiola@focal.com

you ever fart in your hand and smell it? smells like poop.

Mark Moroni

maybe its just because the people here are so stylish...

jshin@focal.com

I don't think I've ever noticed that. I think it's to show off someone's lameness.

Mark Moroni

that bothers me. like why waste your time?

VanHorn, Nathan

i think cause it has the hole behind it unlike the levi's one

Mark Moroni

when people wear jeans & stuff - why do people put their belts BEHIND the leather tag on their waist? like the tag the sayd Lee? you know what i'm talking about? GAY.

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