chicks suck. I don't like looking at them. I don't like talking
to them cause then I have to look at them. The assortment of candy
in my work's candy machine isn't really good right now. I spent
4 days in row at Cubs games last weekend and got nice tan but
like a day later the tan started pealing off already so other
people can't really enjoy it. I guess being tan is kinda just
like cooking your skin cause when you are done with the tan -
the dead cooked skin wants to fall off. But that one day that
I had my tan I did look sexy. So sexy that I had sex with myself.
I do have sex with myself when I am not tan too. I used to like
scotch tape a lot more when I was younger. Actually, I liked all
kinds of tape better when I was younger. Therefore, as I get older,
I am falling out of love with tape.
Email Attachment of the Week
ever been this tired?
Joke of the Week
There is a blonde driving through the country. She has just dyed her
hair brown because she is sick of being made fun of. She is really hungry.
She stops at a farmers house and says, 'Hi! If I can guess how many
sheep you have, can I have one?' Farmer says ok. She quickly counts
them and says '91!' The farmer looks around puzzledly and says 'Ok.
Take one.' When the Blonde is walking back to her car the farmer asks
'If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?
Train of the Week -
usually have to read these bottom to top
I'm thoroughly disgusted now. I thought I asked you guys to stop. I'm
sorry i was in a meeting.
and you give the lady a moustache with the poop from your willy.
pull your willy out
roman and nate lets all enojy this together
i will start, nate you add on, roman you finish here goes
it is when you are making love in someones butt . . . .
people call it a mexican mustache.....
have you ever heard of the hot carl?
am scared to go have cigarette cause i will get back and have 20 emails
or dirty sanchez on your forehead
or having that pee stain thing and no one telling you
toilet paper on your shoe
I concur. And what's worse is when you have them and no one tells you
and you see them later when you're in front of a mirror. Or when you
have something in your teeth and no one tells you....
how you people feel about eye boogers? i fucking hate them
ever get pee drippage that leaves tiny wet stain on your pants when
you done peeing?
pee at the urinal and a fart slips out?
ever fart in your hand and smell it? smells like poop.
its just because the people here are so stylish...
I don't think I've ever noticed that. I think it's to show off someone's
bothers me. like why waste your time?
i think cause it has the hole behind it unlike the levi's one
people wear jeans & stuff - why do people put their belts BEHIND
the leather tag on their waist? like the tag the sayd Lee? you know
what i'm talking about? GAY.