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I wish people that I know all had websites like I have here at drodd.com. People can see what I have been up to but I can't see what they have been up to. I feel like sometimes I get punished for being on time and working too hard and trying. If they are not launched or rolled out they are not done. What the hell are you saying that they are done? They are not done. I don't see tha changes. There are a lot of trashy people out there. I am pretty good with change. This is important or you will fail.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

From: "Christian in Black" <christianinblack@hotmail.com>

its all in your mind, now leave it, i dont want to hear of you anymopre, i'm a stupid lonely dutch'zwerver and i want privacy, and give schmoopie a big dutch hug from me bye farewell dont answere this mail

From: z@homemail.com

i have been waiting 6 seconds and the message has still not self destructed

--- Christian in Black <christianinblack@hotmail.com> wrote:

just leave it, i dont know you you dont know me, this message will selfdestruct in 5 seconds

From: z@homemail.com

hello. i speak english.

--- Christian in Black <christianinblack@hotmail.com> wrote:

ey schmoopie
rrrrrrrrrrh fshhh plrrrrrrr mnnnnnggggggggssssssshhhhh
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrauh
(english): miauw mauw miaauw ngaaaaaauuuuuuuuh miaaaaaauw.
(dutch) 'hey lekkere schmoopie van me dikke knuffel van CiB

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