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I don't like when people are talking about work they did with coworkers and they say, "Last night we were working on it" and they are referring to like 4PM. That is not night. Don't make it sound like you were at
work until 10 last night. I don't like rain. Droughts are fine.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Two lawyers went into the restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they got sandwiches out of their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter said, “Hey, you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” So the lawyers traded sandwiches.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- "Jill Kenney Keogh, Benet Academy" <alumni@benet.org wrote:

I didn't ask him or SFHS about the money.. :)

z@homemail.com wrote:

i will take your response as an indicator that the $ was gone

--- "Jill Kenney Keogh, Benet Academy" <alumni@benet.org wrote:

sooo funny how many times that question gets asked. :)

z@homemail.com wrote:


was that guys money still in the wallet?

--- Benet Academy <BenetAcademy@mail6.subscribermail.com wrote:

Visit our site at http://www.benetonline.org

In this issue:

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BENET GRAD RECOVERS WALLET 35 YEARS LATER

Gary Karafiat '75 received a blast from the past this week when
the Benet alumni office notified him that St. Francis High School
found his wallet - something he recalled losing at a basketball game
when he was a Benet Frosh in 1971.

Read the story as it appeared in Thursday's Daily Herald news.
5/25/06

Daily Herald Story about Karafiat

(http://www.dailyherald.com/news/dupagestory.asp?id=192843&cc=d&tc=&t=)

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REDWING CLASSIC $MILLION SHOOT OUT!

Maybe you will win Coca-Cola's sponsored $1,000,000 at this year's Benet golf outing! Here's how it will work.

Benet will set up a "closest-to-the-pin" contest on each of the 3 courses.

After the round is over, the 3 contest winners (one from each course)

will step up to the "19th" hole tee box adjacent to the pavillion
tent with all the golfers watching! Get a hole-in-one and win a million!

Get out to the driving range and start practicing your par 3 shots!

Sign up for the Redwing Classic NOW - 36 spots remain.

Benetonline.org (http://www.benetonline.org)

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THANK YOU!

Thank you to all the alumni and parents who helped serve the
Senior Breakfast last week. We had a great turnout of alumni who
represented classes from the past four decades.

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BENET SUMMER CAMPS


Do you have children interested in attending summer camps at
Benet?

Check out these fun camps! Please forward this email to all incoming
Freshman families you know!

Picture a Thousand Words
Writing and Photography by Mike Stracco.

http://www.benetonline.org/camps/stracco.pdf - view all the
details

about this fun and creative program open to students grades 7-12
Camp dates: Week of 6/12 or 6/19

Sports Camps
Basketball, Softball, Volleyball & Soccer camp info here
http://www.benet.org/Sports/html/camps.html

Baseball camps start June 12! Contact head baseball coach Jeff
Bonebrake if interested and he will email you camp info.
jbonebrake@benetbaseball.com or call Jeff at 630 341-1468

Cross Country Camp starts July 24th for 7th and 8th Grade
Runners!
http://www.benetonline.org/camps/crosscountry.pdf

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GOLF OUTING VOLUNTEERS NEEDED!


Are you available on Friday, June 23rd and would like a day of
fun in the sun? We have a need for numerous volunteers to help with the
10th Annual Redwing Classic at Cog Hill. We need everything from
hole-in-one witnesses, on course contest administrators, drivers
who can shuttle volunteers to their breaks, golf greeters, prize
distributors, and more.

Please contact Tim Turner tturner@benet.org or reply to this
email

if

you are available to help!

Thank you,

Jill Kenney Keogh '79

Shield

ALUMNI ENEWSLETTER

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Avenue

Lisle, IL 60532 Call 630-719-2794 for information.

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