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has been raining and cold for weeks and it is June and what the
have a new apartment and I have more than one room to walk in
and out of. The new Milwaukee Brewers Miller park thing is cool.
Parking sucks. Coffee is food. Mullets are gonna win the championship
this Thursday. My body broke cause of ill but I think it is almost
betterer. Take care.
Attachment of the Week
of the Week
guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes
and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard
balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow
swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see
what your monkey just did?" The guy says "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table---whole!" "Yeah,
that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything
in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff".
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey
weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders
a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the
man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a cherry on the bar. He
grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender
is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" The
guy asks. " No, what?" replies the guy. Well, he stuck a cherry
up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender. Yeah,
that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since the cue ball incident, he measures
Train of the Week
am leaving last week's up there cause I don't have a new one this week
- thanks a lot Shin.)
- ROMAN-roll music, Any old way you use it..
Everybody's talkin bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still ROMAN-roll to me.
IIIIIIIIII Looooooove ROMAN-roll,
put another dime in the jukebox baby
Now for 10 years we've been on our own,
And moss grows fat on a ROMAN stone
Wheel in the sky keeps on ROMAN....
Oh, I don't know where I'll be tomor-row.
Papa was a ROMAN stone
Wherever he laid his hat was his home
And when his died
All he left was us alone
a-who, who, who..
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a ROMAN stone.
ROMAN in my 5.0
with the ragtop down
so my hair can blow.
ROMAN down the street smokin' indo
Sippin' on Gin and Juice
(With my mind on my money and my money on my mind)
I hear that train a coming
it's ROMAN round the bend,
and I ain't seen the sunshine
since I don't know when
stuck in Folsom Prison....
Roman Roman Roman, get that doggie roman, Rawhide
on the river....
Roman with the homies.
Chicago are you ready to R.O.M.A.N !!
Fuck You MotherFucker etc, etc...
Go to the gym tomorrow row row your boat.
I'm sure R.O.M.A.N. will go - he lives down the street. I'll email Tree.
tried that regime - it just makes me short, fat and ugly (oh, and charming).
At lease if I go to the gym I won't be fat.
I know. No, Karen and I are only going to Iberico. I invited Z and Roman
and Trish, but I'm not sure if they'll come. Tell whoever you want.
Let me know who wants to come though so we can get some chairs. Or maybe
we'll be sitting at the bar.
be lame and go to the gym. I got a new work out regime. Lots and lots
word. If I get really ambitious I'm gonna go to the gym then meet you
out. I'm assuming it's gonna be
a bunch of you? Not just Shin&Karen Inc.?
is ParisJAT's birthday...
thanks! Karen works until 6:00, so I'm going to meet her at her office
then and then we're going to go over to Iberico.
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