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Updated: 6/5/01 Click here for Zbonia archive

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It has been raining and cold for weeks and it is June and what the hell? I
have a new apartment and I have more than one room to walk in and out of. The new Milwaukee Brewers Miller park thing is cool. Parking sucks. Coffee is food. Mullets are gonna win the championship this Thursday. My body broke cause of ill but I think it is almost betterer. Take care.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week


A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table---whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff". He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,
then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" The guy asks. " No, what?" replies the guy. Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since the cue ball incident, he measures everything first."

Email Train of the Week

(I am leaving last week's up there cause I don't have a new one this week - thanks a lot Shin.)

Michael Vidos JustLetMeHearSomeOfThat - ROMAN-roll music, Any old way you use it..


Shin


Everybody's talkin bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still ROMAN-roll to me.


Michael Vidos


IIIIIIIIII Looooooove ROMAN-roll,
put another dime in the jukebox baby

Shin


Now for 10 years we've been on our own,
And moss grows fat on a ROMAN stone


Michael Vidos


Wheel in the sky keeps on ROMAN....
Oh, I don't know where I'll be tomor-row.


Shin


Papa was a ROMAN stone
Wherever he laid his hat was his home
And when his died
All he left was us alone


Michael Vidos


ROMANcoaster.....
..of love.
ROMANcoaster...
a-who, who, who..

=========


Shin


How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a ROMAN stone.

Michael Vidos


ROMAN in my 5.0
with the ragtop down
so my hair can blow.

Shin


ROMAN down the street smokin' indo
Sippin' on Gin and Juice
Laid Back
(With my mind on my money and my money on my mind)


Michael Vidos


I hear that train a coming
it's ROMAN round the bend,
and I ain't seen the sunshine
since I don't know when

I'm stuck in Folsom Prison....


Shin


Roman Roman Roman, get that doggie roman, Rawhide


Michael Vidos


Roman
(Roman!)

Roman
(Roman!)

Roman on the river....


Shin


Roman with the homies.


Michael Vidos

Hello Chicago are you ready to R.O.M.A.N !!
Fuck You MotherFucker etc, etc...


Shin


Go to the gym tomorrow row row your boat.

R.O.C.K the U.S.A


Michael Vidos


I'm sure R.O.M.A.N. will go - he lives down the street. I'll email Tree.

I've tried that regime - it just makes me short, fat and ugly (oh, and charming).
At lease if I go to the gym I won't be fat.


Shin


I know. No, Karen and I are only going to Iberico. I invited Z and Roman and Trish, but I'm not sure if they'll come. Tell whoever you want. Let me know who wants to come though so we can get some chairs. Or maybe we'll be sitting at the bar.

Don't be lame and go to the gym. I got a new work out regime. Lots and lots of alcohol.


Michael Vidos


word. If I get really ambitious I'm gonna go to the gym then meet you out. I'm assuming it's gonna be
a bunch of you? Not just Shin&Karen Inc.?

Today is ParisJAT's birthday...


Shin


thanks! Karen works until 6:00, so I'm going to meet her at her office then and then we're going to go over to Iberico.

Michael Vidos

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