Email Attachment of the Week
Joke of the Week
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "Al lthe men here are tall and plain."They still want to do better, and so, knowing ther eare still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.
Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
Email Train of the Week
"VanHorn, Nathan" : or when they are sleeping wipe poo on their face
we should have someone get loaded and pass outthen urine in their mouth
"VanHorn, Nathan": i'd prefer to get my buttcheeks stapled together
Moroni: i'd rather drink dixie cups of egg nog to the point of vomiting.
AZiola@focal.com: we should eat 50 hard boiled eggs each and then vomit
that time you hate those eggs that expired?
Moroni: i'm a growing boy. i think i can tame that beast.
Nathan: this is one huge omlette though
Andrew P Ziola: http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com