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Updated: 6/17/03 Click here for Zbonia archive

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I had a cavity filled today and they did not use novocaine. They said that the novocaine would be worse than the drilling. That was kinda crazy. I am going to be on TV or since I am writing this now I guess it already was on TV. I went to the Chicago Tribune Tower and was in a round table debate with 3 Cubs fans and 3 Sox fans. It will be on a local cable channel CLTV and they are also doing an article in a Chicago Tribune paper called the Red Eye this Friday 6/20. The whole thing was really cool. I burned the roof of my mouth last night on a pizza. I am 178 pounds with my clothes and shoes on. I wish I could punch something when I get one of those greetings on the phone that say, "Push 1 for this, and 2 for that." i called the Cubs 4 times and did that shit 4 times and got disconnected every time, and I don't have the info. I need. Fuck them.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Milwaukee and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Brewers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Brewers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Brewers fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Brewers fan, then who do you support?" "I'm a Cubs fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well, Mary, might you explain why are you a Cubs fan?" "Because my Mom and Dad are from Chicago and my Mom is a Cubs fan and my dad is a Cubs fan, so I'm a Cubs fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Cubs fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.

What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?" Mary said, "I'd be a White Sox fan."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- Gil and Merilou Ziola gziola@ntsource.com wrote:

1) Got your ironing board at Target - $19.99 - we'll put it in our car Saturday and then maybe at Cindy's house you can put it in Angela's car.

2) Went to Dairy Queen - Lill Rach came out and told me she got such a wonderful letter from you - she said she got tears in her eyes reading it--about how you loved the DQ job, and they were such good role models, etc. She said she wants to give me a copy of the letter (I didn't tell her that I saw the letter). She does want to get back to you but hasn't had any time yet. She was so happy to get that letter from you and said I did a good job raising you!!!

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