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You really have to stop saying cool beans. What is up with you and your cell phone? Every time I call it no one answers and I leave you a voice mail. How about you just give me your email address? We will pick a time to meet and I will be there at that time. You don't have to call me when you are on your way or when you are there. I will just be there at that time and I hope you are too.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a
picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one
raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What
animal has a long neck?"

Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good
Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra.
None of the students holds up his/her hands. "See the stripes on
this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and
says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next
she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized
the animal.

"See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?"

Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's
something your mother calls your father."

Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- Joanna Witting <oniongirl28@care2.com> wrote:

Right on.

From: "Dr Odd.com" aziola@yahoo.com

oh i said something like:

right on

i will give ya ring on the telephone

--- Joanna Witting <oniongirl28@care2.com> wrote:

What??? The message text was blank!

---- Begin Original Message ----

From: "Dr Odd.com" <aziola@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue, 4 Jun 2002 19:55:35 -0700 (PDT)
To: oniongirl28@care2.com
Subject: Re: Re: Hello?

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