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I have a second interview at a company tomorrow that has a job I want. I am gonna be 30 years old. I guess I look like a 30 year old. I just hate cold weather. I eat food every day. My life goal over next 10 years is to get a recipe for everything. I know that sounds like a lot of stuff. I just want to be able to flip or click through my cookbook and say, let's have Z's Chicken Surprise tonight.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are those machetes doing in your car?" asks the cop.
"I juggle them in my act."
"Oh, yeah? says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it. "The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch.
"Wow, "says the passer-by. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- "VanHorn, Nathan" <Nathan.VanHorn@infores.com wrote:

maybe my new friend greg knows her

From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]

so what i am hearing is we have to find a way to get her to substitute cigs and bear with a little bojars?

--- "Bojarski, Neil" <Neil.Bojarski@infores.com wrote:

I'd like to, but I can never find a time when she's not smoking a
cig and sucking on a beer.

From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]

you should have love with her neil

--- "Bojarski, Neil" <Neil.Bojarski@infores.com wrote:

She's wonderful, isn't she?

From: VanHorn, Nathan

elmore yelled at bob, matt and i at the bottle one night about napster after a HM show

From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]

i dont get it

--- RoMaN <moroni@romann.net wrote:

i think elmo may yell at you, but skiba won't.

From: "z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com

i just dont want alk3 to get mad at us

--- "VanHorn, Nathan" <Nathan.VanHorn@infores.com wrote:

sure how else will you know all the lyrics to private eye at
the record release shows?

From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]

should we be listening to this pirated copy ?

--- RoMaN <moroni@romann.net wrote:

told ya - i love that song too.

From: VanHorn, Nathan

mercy me is a great song.....kind reminds me of that
poinsetta and poison rain song though

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