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My favorite people are the ones that are not annoying. And this is interesting to me considering how annoying I am. I want to go to the bathroom less. The best show ever is Seinfeld. Sometimes you don't know when it is done and over adn when it is time to leave. I think I have finally got tired and need to sleep. Good night. I don't know if I want to be around you really ever. You give nothing to this.

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Joke of the Week

What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky's
wardrobe?

When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.

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Cubs Tickets <Cubstickets@cubs.com>

I will forward this on to the person in charge of booking the singers.

Thank you for the e-mail and your support of the Chicago Cubs.

"Knue, George" GKnue@tribune.com

Andrew:

Thanks for the note ... and for visiting our website. I forwarded your note to the Cubs.

George Knue Senior Editor, ChicagoSports.com 312-527-8849

From: AZiola@focal.com

Dear the Chicago Cubs,

I think you should have fans sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." I love when celebrities do it but maybe once a week or month I think fans should do it. I think there is a great opportunity to run a contest or some kind of promotion. I think other fans would really like hearing true fans sing at Wrigley. Thanks for your time.

Andrew Ziola Cubs Fan Age 27 Chicago, IL

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