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People like never tell me God Bless You. Why is this? My heart was hurt this week. I care. I prefer not caring cause it hurts. I fucking hate Java Applets on the websites. Why in the heck is most poo brown and most pee yellowish? I mean I eat and drink all different colored things.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

WATER

1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.

2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is
so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's
metabolism as much as 3%.

4. One glass of water will shut down midnight
hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters
studied in a University of Washington study.

5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses
of water a day could significantly ease back
and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy
short-term memory, trouble with basic math,
and difficulty focusing on the computer screen
or on a printed page.

8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the
risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash
the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50%
less likely to develop bladder cancer.


and now for the properties of COKE...

1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol
carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to
remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and
it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into
the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for
one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke
removes stains from vitreous china.

4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of
Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:
Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to
bubble away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in
Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola
into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil,
and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished,
remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with
the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke
into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and
run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will
help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road
haze from your windshield.

For Your Info...

1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about
4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium
from bones and is a major contributor to the
rising increase in osteoporosis.

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the
commercial truck must use the Hazardous material
place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.

3. The distributors of coke have been using it to
clean the engines of their trucks for about 20
years! Now the question is, would you like a
glass of water or coke?

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Amy Dowsek

roman, i think you need to implement a new poll on romann.net

From: Amy Dowsek [mailto:amy.dowsek@dig.com]

i like when people throw the "W" up with their hands

From: jshin [mailto:jshin]

Did I just get whatever'ed?

"Mark Moroni"

whatever.

WHATEVER!

From: jshin

you quit focal? You can't quit a family. sorry.

"Mark Moroni"

i quit.

From: jshin

I'll let z handle that.

You can't come b/c you're sick.

"Mark Moroni"

can you please send out a mail to all of focal and bcc me on it and
introduce me to the focal family?

does that mean i can go to the focal holiday party?

From: jshin

so looks like you guys are part of focal after all. amy, be
happy you're not.

"Mark Moroni"

oh my.

From: jshin

Their is a picture of team mullet in the Focal calendar and
it's when you're wearing your orange sweatshirt.

"Mark Moroni"

i don't understand.

From: jshin

In the focal calendar you're a pumpkin

"Mark Moroni"

i'm a little teapot short and stout.

From: "Amy Dowsek" Amy.Dowsek@dig.com

thank you z.

wow roman your hair looks so short in that pic

From: AZiola [mailto:AZiola]

(See attached file: carlo.jpg)

Amy Dowsek

i used to call him Carlos (cause i thought that was his
name) and then one day like weeks after i've been calling him Carlos he turned
to me and snapped.. It's CARLO not CARLOS...

From: jshin [mailto:jshin]

z can you do that for me.

Amy Dowsek

carlos lee

carlo was a guy that was on the fem mullets last year. z
maybe can pull a photo for you

From: jshin [mailto:jshin]

Are we talking about my bowling team now?

Amy Dowsek

i heard they might trade lee though

From: Mark Moroni [mailto:]

yeah - i heard that on the radio coming back fom lunch.com

From: "Amy Dowsek" Amy.Dowsek@dig.com

the white sox are keeping foulke

From: Mark Moroni [mailto:]

nope - just taking it easy.

had a BS meeting from 9-10, then sat around, left for
lunch at 11, and just got back now.

i'll do some work, and then try and leave around 3.

From: jshin

you real busy today?

RoMaN

mail roman at work...

Amy Dowsek

is roman still out? or he at work today?

From: jshin [mailto:jshin]
Isn't this your work thing? What time is it at?

Amy Dowsek

anyone wanna come to my par-tay?

From: jshin [mailto:jshin]

did you check timber lanes?

Andrew P Ziola

no. literally every bowling alley or bar/bowling
alley has every lane filled with leagues/parties.

Amy Dowsek

you goin bowling tonight?

From: jshin [mailto:jshin]

I have a couple pictures of myself b/c my buddy eric
kept taking them when I wasn't looking. But then we started to entertain
ourselves by trying to make the other person have a more and more
uncomfortable time, so Laufter (eric) started asking people if they wanted me in
their pictures with them. So, now their are a bunch of stupid Polaroids of me
and all these guys from this bar.

The bar was someplace over by Ohare kinda. Off of
West Touhy maybe.

Amy Dowsek

moroni@romann.net

where was the bar? did you take pics?

From: jshin [mailto:jshin]

It wasn't bad. Just giving out free alcohol to a
bunch of blue-collar guys who never have girls talk to them. But they were
mostly mild and I didn't mind it. I guess that's how the burbs are but in the
city the crowd is better.

But i did see like 6 mullets!!

Amy Dowsek

moroni@romann.net

, how was your liquor thing?

From: jshin [mailto:jshin]

when he was doing all the drugs and skinny?

Amy Dowsek

i like chandlier (earlier chandlier) the best then joey

From: AZiola [mailto:AZiola]

i just like that line on friends when ross goes,
"joey you didn't read that book in high school?" and joey goes,

"no i was having sex in high school"

Shin

so you say it now?

Andrew P Ziola

no i was having sex in high school

Amy Dowsek

did you say that in high school?

From: AZiola [mailto:AZiola]

eat my shorts

Amy Dowsek

phew

From: RoMaN [mailto:moroni@romann.net]

i never did.

From: "Amy Dowsek" Amy.Dowsek@dig.com

i am still talking high school not college

did you say "eat my shorts" in college?

From: RoMaN [mailto:moroni@romann.net]

we didn't hear much of that at marquette.

From: "Amy Dowsek" Amy.Dowsek@dig.com

and creep

From: RoMaN [mailto:moroni@romann.net]

and played plush and alive.

From: "Amy Dowsek" Amy.Dowsek@dig.com

or like soph. year in high school when everyone
did "eat my shorts, man" or "don't have a cow"

From: RoMaN [mailto:moroni@romann.net]

just liek freshman year in college when
everyone did beavis & butthead.

From: "Amy Dowsek" Amy.Dowsek@dig.com

it's funny now, but in high school it got really old cause so many people would quote it

From: jshin

Loved that one too!

Amy Dowsek

you are correct, Sir

that was another good SNL skit with johnny carson
and ed mcmahon


From: jshin

I thought it was usually Chevy. Those were the
best years of SNL.

Let me refresh my ever decreasing memory....
this was the shark that was always trying to get people to open the door
to eat them, right?

Amy Dowsek

i like SNL skits from like 75-79. they are so funny

i don't know who was landshark cause whoever
it was wore a shark costume- i couldn't tell

From: jshin

damn girl, you're like a landshark reference
book. Chevy chase was landshark, right?

Amy Dowsek

Lady: Who is it?
Landshark: Plumber.
Lady: I didn't hire a plumber.
Who is it!?
Landshark: Flowers.
Lady: What... for who?
Landshark: Plumber
Lady: ...you're...that crazy
shark aren't you? Landshark: No maam, I am just a dolphin..
will you let me in please?

Lady: A dolphin! Ok!

From: RoMaN [mailto:moroni@romann.net]

yes.

From: "Amy Dowsek" Amy.Dowsek@dig.com

like the character from SNL.

From: RoMaN [mailto:moroni@romann.net]

let's talk about landshark for a little bit.

From: "Amy Dowsek" Amy.Dowsek@dig.com

it's good to have you back roman

From: RoMaN [mailto:moroni@romann.net]

http://www.telemundo.com/asp/show.asp?show_id=241

sorry its on telemundo, not univision.

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