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Life goes on without me. I don't want it to rain. I have had enough of cold. I have had enough of rain. I have had enough cold. If this wasnt Chicago I would be sad because I like Chicago. I think I have mentioned this before I just wanna say thanks to the person that leaves People and US magazines in the handicap stall in the Men's room. Going to Wrigley Field rules. It is so great there. And I am happy I can use the troughs again.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

Homer, a handsome dude, walks into a sports bar arcound 9:58 p.m. He sits
down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00
o'clock news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looks at Homer and says, "Do you think he will jump?"
Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer and said, "All is
fair. Here is your money."
Homer replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

From: AZiola@focal.com

is every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man with sweaty pits and bad hair?

"Dowsek, Amy"

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

From: AZiola@focal.com

ya

i figure its smart

like a dress rehersal

"Dowsek, Amy"

Wearing it to the rehearsal dinner>

From: AZiola@focal.com

black

"Dowsek, Amy"

Well that's exciting! Is it white?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i bought a collared shirt

"Dowsek, Amy"

You got a lot of smoking ahead of you

From: AZiola@focal.com

i was gonna but 8, 5$ ones, then i saw this bulk deal

"Dowsek, Amy"

But why so many?

From: AZiola@focal.com

bought in bulk

"Dowsek, Amy"

Why 25?

From: AZiola@focal.com

good luck

i bought 25 cigars today for tomorrow

"Dowsek, Amy"

I am in charge of making sure you males stay in line and behave
properly

From: AZiola@focal.com

i will stand when they tell me

otherwise i will sit

"Dowsek, Amy"

Would you by chance be standing up in it?

From: AZiola@focal.com

tricia is the name of the girl that nate is marrying

is she tall?

"Dowsek, Amy"

Good job, team mullet..

Well, my wedding is for a lady named tricia that I know

From: AZiola@focal.com

ya we won, we are a good team, we are 4-0

my wedding is for this guy nate i know

"Dowsek, Amy"

Doing just fine thank you! How was softball last night, did you win?

What a coincidence, I too have a wedding tomorrow.. and it's with some
people from bowling.. wonder if we'll be at the same wedding? Could it
be possible?

From: AZiola@focal.com

Good, you? I have a wedding to go to tomorrow, some people from
bowling.

"Dowsek, Amy"

Hi there- how are you doing?

From: AZiola@focal.com

hey

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