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I am not good at working from home. My cat does like having me around except she takes my computer chair. I am pretty thick. I am one hundred and ninety four pounds with my shoes on. I weighed myself at Linen and Things the other day. I have a specialty. I am way better at cooking lately. Wanna try my chicken? It is spicy and salty. I am going to Vegas for 1st time in 4 years. Please don't rob my house cause I have people coming by for the cat and they will catch you stealing our stuff.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang.
The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? ... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and promptly slammed the phone down.
His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"
The husband replies, I don’t know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- "z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

i was talking about herbal tea bags

--- John Willis <blkdude11@yahoo.com wrote:

you are straight and dont mind getting teabagged?

--- "z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

i dont mind tea bags

--- John Willis <blkdude11@yahoo.com wrote:

I meant tea-bagged as meaning, losing.

Its always good to tea bag, but not good to get tea bagged!

--- "z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

i dont know what you are talking about or who you are but i always think t-bagging is funny

--- John Willis <blkdude11@yahoo.com wrote:
Hey man

I heard the Mullets got tea-bagged in bowling?

WTF
happened?

John W.

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