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I love done. Roman and I talk about this a lot and have been fed up most recently about people being indecisive and not being able to make simple decisions at work and stuff. I think most times people would rather talk about issues and projects more than just doing them. Get some balls people. Get to work. Stop setting up meetings and start getting shit DONE. Meetings are for lazy people, usually the fat. They would rather meet with people all day long and sit there and talk instead of go back to their desks and work. A coworker just blurted out, "So now everyone's ass is going to be in my face?"

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a
role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to
look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about
the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or
1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run
over Joe's Mom, too."

Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Senior basketball player at the University of
Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter
how long it takes."

Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You
guys line up alphabetically by height." And "You guys
pair up in groups of three, then line up in a
circle."

Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up
again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone
expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for
three years, not Princeton."

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining
why he keeps a color photo of himself above his
locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name,
I can still find my clothes."

Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the
Parthenon during his visit to Greece: "I can't really
remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of championships prior
to signing with the Lakers: "I've won at every level,
except college and pro."

Lou Duva (Dan's father), veteran boxing trainer, on
the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew
Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the
morning regardless of what time it is."

Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his
team's 7-27 record in 1992: "We can't win at home. We
can't win on the road. As general manager, I just
can't figure out where else to play."

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketballplayer,
explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared
nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby,
and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an
aunt."

Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling
Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had
destroyed 20 books: "But the real tragedy was that 15
hadn't been colored in yet."

Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints General Manager,when
asked after a loss what he thought of the refs: "I'm
not allowed to comment on lousy no-good officiating."


Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday
nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons: "It's
basically the same, justdarker."

Lincoln Kennedy, Oakland Raiders tackle, on his
decision not to vote: "I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid
I'd get shot." Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former
player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or
apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care."

Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach,
John Jenkins: He treats us like men. He lets us wear
earrings."

Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M,
recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son,
looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."

And the Gem:

Houston Oilers' coach Bum Phillips when asked by
Bob Costas why he takes

his wife on all road trips, Phillips responded:
"Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

don't be such a f*cking c*nt. suck my *ss.

how is that?

"Myszewski, Ali"

Dude, stop swearing...this is my work email. All vulgarity should be
typed in as follows...mother f$cker...sh!t...a$$hole...be creative. My I.S.
dept keeps notifying me you are sending inappropriate emails to me.

From: AZiola@focal.com

yo ali you remember mark roman

roman say hello

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