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Golf is lame. I am sick of my coworkers talking about it. Don't get me wrong I probably have been golfing 150 times in my life, I just think their are neater sports like the XFL. So please don't talk golf when I am around. Lets talk about the Cubs or the Bears. Thanks. Your quick questions last a lifetime. Your wasting the companys money and you are wastin' my time. This is like 2nd grade all over again. Twiddling our thumbs and doin' some doodlin'. What ever happened to office fun. We used to have Focal Fun. Why is everyone so fucking serious now. Sure every day we might get laid off but come on. Let me see you smile. You still have a job. I love how everyone is working hard now but what about 2 years ago when we went public? Why weren't you working hard back then? We wouldn't be in this situation now if you have been busting your hump this whole time and not just working late now because you are scared you are gonna get fired. Fuck you.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

These are actual comments made on student's report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but boy, are these funny!! 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

7. This child has been working with too much glue.

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11. It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

"Mark Moroni"

pepe le pee.

From: Amy Dowsek [mailto:Amy.Dowsek@dig.com]

pepe le peu

From: Mark Moroni

what? you don't like my 'natural' odor?

From: jshin@focal.com [mailto:jshin@focal.com]

we can tell.

"Mark Moroni"

yes,

i love the smell of urine and ammonia.

From: jshin@focal.com [mailto:jshin@focal.com]

did you just wear the clothes in the laundry without cleaning them then?

"Mark Moroni"

my cat doesn't pee on carpet.

she pee's on my bed.

and she's peed in my laundry nasket once.

From: jshin@focal.com [mailto:jshin@focal.com]

It was REAL gross.

And your cat pees on carpet or piles of clothes if you let her.

"Mark Moroni"

yuck - that's kinda gross. a dog once peed on my jacket when i was like 10.

From: jshin@focal.com [mailto:jshin@focal.com]

Weird. The trains were all messed up this morning. I sat at Southport
for 55 mins (there is only so many times I can listen to one CD on the
way to work). And Roman, I know that wouldn't have been a problem if I
had an iPod. So then they said the Brown lines were moving really slow
and to take the Red Line. Red line was super crowded but I got to work
at 9:00. A ton of people got off at Southport to get in cabs b/c that's
when it started to slow down. That could be why you couldn't get a
cab.

My cat threw up on my coat last night. Yum!!

Amy Dowsek

well, it's funny you ass that... so, i was running late so i was just
gonna take a cab into the city... well i was waiting and waiting for a
cab and i was like "whass up, no cabs" then i cut in front of some
girls but i didn't know they were waiting for a cab too...they invited
me to join them so we waited there for like 30 minutes..anyway then i
was like f* this and i went on the train and it was totally fine..no
problems at all

thanks for asking. how was yours?

From: jshin@focal.com [mailto:jshin@focal.com]

How was your train ride into work?

Amy Dowsek

good morning

From: jshin@focal.com [mailto:jshin@focal.com]

So I come in to work and have 50 some e-mails all about some nasty girl
that amy met at walgreens and is going to be sweaty lovers with. Nice
pleasant reading material.

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