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I don't like when ladies where nylons with fuck me boots. I am really sick of people saying, "Its the Midwest, bla bla bla." Like the only place these people will act a little crazy and do out and party is if they are on a coast. The midwest is not like this people. I have been to coasts and they are not extra crazy. In fact, they are kind lame.

great quote from chicago tribune

The other element in favor of a promotion is the atmosphere in Chicago. This is a city that deals in hope and not expectations. There's a difference. One is light, and the other weighs a ton. Yankee fans condemn. Cub fans forgive, drink a beer and reach for their cell phones.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

What I've Learned As I've Matured----

I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build
up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not
proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big
weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had
better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that no matter how you try to
protect your children, they will eventually
get arrested and end up in the local paper.

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.

l I've earned to say
"F--- 'em if
they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.

Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something
good will happen.

If not...tough shit.

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Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Scott Kell

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Andrew P Ziola

by the way - i love your sig file

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Scott Kell

then you'd have to be responsible

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Andrew P Ziola

either way

i wish i was that kid

Scott Kell

either that or go straight to porn

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Andrew P Ziola

that kid is gonna be so fucking smart

Scott Kell

Where are the glasses?

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