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Words

Seriously what is going on in your head? I don't get you. Just spit it out. No we don't need to have a conference call. What we need is you to stop talking and start working. We are 4 months ahead of you hear. Don't bother trying to catch up with us. Just forget the past and maybe plan for the future cause we will be there before you can blink. So it was hot outside and now it is cold again. God bless Chicago. I like the warm better but we do take advantage of the warm like we do a lot of fishing. Poo and pee still make me laugh a lot. The word genitals is pretty darn funny too. That damn Boston Public makes me shed the tears. I can't tell people that I only cry once a year 'cause I must have cried like 3 times during this season of BP. Anyone wanna do my bills and my laundry and clean my floor?

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving
that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.
"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.
"Not according to my radar," the trooper said.
"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.
"No you weren't!" the trooper said.
With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said,
'Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when
he's been drinking."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Shin

aren't the little pink pills supposed to make you not get pregnant?

Amy Dowsek

no those are to make you regular

From: AZiola@focal.com

they calm me down cause i am a little too hard to handle all the time

Amy Dowsek

what are they? correctal?

From: AZiola@focal.com

yes, i have. i am addicted to these small pink pills.

"Mark Moroni"

have you?

From: jshin@focal.com

how do you know.

"Mark Moroni"

neither have you.

From: jshin@focal.com

you've never been addicted to drugs so you don't know. And you are also
not addicted to the osbournes either.

Amy Dowsek

how do you figure? as i said to roman earlier.. being addicted to
the osbournes is better than being addicted to drugs

From: jshin@focal.com

could be worse, you could be addicted to the osbournes.

Amy Dowsek

it's a sad reality

From: AZiola@focal.com

amy should know, according to her mom, she is addicted to drugs

that is why she doesn't have a boyfriend

Amy Dowsek

i guess that's better than drugs

From: Mark Moroni

i'm obsessed with the osbournes.

From: "Amy Dowsek"

WHAT?!?

get a life!!!

From: Mark Moroni

I'VE BEEN SITTING IN MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT HERE FOR THE PAST
45 MINS LISTENING TO OZZY ON STERN!!!!

From: "Amy Dowsek" WHAT!?!

From: Mark Moroni

i've been sitting in my car in the parking lot here for the past 45 mins listening to ozzy on stern...

From: AZiola@focal.com

hey guys

hows it going

i watched felicity last nite

where has amy been all week?

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